Alan Brazil..

[Barry Rathbone]

How is it possible that he's still alive after abusing his body to that extent?

 

[Rudolf Hucker]

Brazil is a walking advert for what happens when you head a ball 100k times & drink heavily for 40 years. The industry love buffoons who talk utter wallop. Merson, Carragher...it’s a tried & tested formula. I’ve always thought he’s quite funny. He’s a WUM. I’m amazed anyone could get wound up by anything he says.

As inept as our board are, I doubt they look to that mad old soak for advice.

 

[EnglishRoundabout]

Anyone ever seen the footage of him in a police station after he was nicked for drink driving? Shows his true colours. Disrespectful and totally arrogant.

 

[Yarrgh]

Good lord

Asking for second helpings of camel anus in a bush tucker trial.

 

[Davidoff]

 

[Big Sams Little Pecker]

How is it possible that he's still alive after abusing his body to that extent?

Is a pork scratching alive?

It exists but that's about it.

 

[carlos21]

Is a pork scratching alive?

It exists but that's about it.

Alright mate how are you doing today.

 

[ToffeeLee1878]

Always mentions his love of the RS...always mentions he scored twice at Goodison once ,he was on the end of a few hammerings too which he never mentions,he hates us and will gladly belittle us to get his mate wee davie back in charge

 

[Tea_drinker]

The fat oaf breathes through a pint of Guinness.

 

[Big Sams Little Pecker]

Alright mate how are you doing today.

Glad to see the dog back in your pic!

 

[evertony]

His liver’s like a Watford kit...bright yellow and [Poor language removed].
His heads like a water melon red, shiney and bright
He’s so full of [Poor language removed] it stinks when he breathes
One more alcoholic lunch and he’ll soon be bereaved.

 

[zebedee]

Don't.. went racing and him and Mr Quinn were about ffs we all left the bar before we said anything