Aliens

[Groucho]

Say aliens have been monitoring us for thousands of years, right?

Do you reckon they’ve got loads of historical stuff on film?

What would you want to see?

 

[Yarrgh]

I bet they only filmed anal probing of rednecks.

 

[BNJ1878]

Say aliens have been monitoring us for thousands of years, right?

Do you reckon they’ve got loads of historical stuff on film?

What would you want to see?

Footage of Kenwright in the boys pen.

 

[Clarky cat]

Probably the best sequel in movie history.
To far more advanced beings than us, humans would be viewed as a virus that consumed everything and intellectually on a par with bacteria so what would hyper intelligent alien life gain from interacting with us exactly? A species that bites the inside of its own gums ffs. Maybe we are only good for a good probing session.
We can’t even make a toupee that looks realistic.

 

[Rita_Poon]

No one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinised as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets. And yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us...

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Many to choose from - from the earliest sapiens making their way across the savannahs, the birth of Christ, the moment Henry VIII met Anne Boleyn, Pizarro draws his line in the sand, Chernobyl, death of Thatcher... too many to mention...

 

[trueblue84]

Humans and dinosaurs living together in peace and harmony.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Humans and dinosaurs living together in peace and harmony.

Uh-oh!

 

[PKwalnuts]

Say aliens have been monitoring us for thousands of years, right?

Do you reckon they’ve got loads of historical stuff on film?

What would you want to see?

Bold Street in the 60's

 

[tommye]

Say aliens have been monitoring us for thousands of years, right?

Do you reckon they’ve got loads of historical stuff on film?

What would you want to see?

Wotchu been drinkin buddy?

 

[Davidoff]

Moses off hits tits on poppies, talking to a bush

 

[Rita_Poon]

If anyone can find the Arteta money, it's Aliens, a great bunch of lads...

 

[tommye]

...death of Thatcher.

On endless loop please

 

[Tim's tourettes]

Bold Street in the 60's

Just go through the time slip

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

The headlock on DBB.