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witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £60m
I'm pretty drunk so don't remember their names. The Norwegian or Swedish one form Italy who is quite tall looks crap. Ndidye? Looks like he's got something about him that Dyche will not play to his strengths. Branthwaite will genuinely be like a new signing. Is that it?
witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £60m
Oh yeah tim imbroomimne from villa is quick and does tackles but is also part of the team who's responsible for our worst start since 1549. So the jury is out
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £40m
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Everton Dars Arena
Not unreasonably you missed off O'Brien and Mangala who've only played about 90 seconds but yeah apart from that spot on.
Hope the OP is grateful to you.
Roger and out
Bryan+
Player Valuation: £1.5m
Complete with mispronunciation of “that lad from villa”.
You know what I’m getting at.
…does ‘DARS’ stand for something (like MEGA is ‘make Everton great again) or is it a categorisation that all male posters who have a child have views that are considered daft by those who don’t have kids?
I have seen the term often used and I genuinely never understand it.
Think it's a short hand for grumpy old bugger who moans about every player because they saw us win stuff. Particularly DCL because he wore Culottes once. Might be some homo-eroticism involved on the latter.
It's not a very nice insult Eggs.
PhilEFC
Player Valuation: £35m
It’s the GOT version of ‘Woke’ I think Eggs.
No one knows what it actually means and can’t explain it.
(Apart from Daveysgingerlovechild above!)
T LEAFE
Player Valuation: £40m
That's unfair Roger looks the best of themNot unreasonably you missed off O'Brien and Mangala who've only played about 90 seconds but yeah apart from that spot on.
Hope the OP is grateful to you.
Roger and out
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £40m
And certainly not @Eggs , who although has a differing opinion to me on some footballing matters still debates them in an articulate and purposeful manner.
I'm glad you asked mate because I was clueless as well and didn't want to seems any more stupid or less hip than I actually am by asking.
…but surely that’s DIRS; ‘Doris I’m really sorry’
Anyway, how do you know my wife’s name?
It's interesting the way that words like clothes go in and out of fashion.
In the 60s when I was growing up you regularly heard the word "hip" used to describe something as trendy . Then you didn't hear it for decades and now it's back.
A bit like "gay" , although I suppose it has a different meaning now to the middle of the last century.
So, I'm wondering how long it will be before we can describe an Everton performance as " supercallifragilisticexpyalladocious" ? Sorry spelling was never my strong point
In the 60s when I was growing up you regularly heard the word "hip" used to describe something as trendy . Then you didn't hear it for decades and now it's back.
A bit like "gay" , although I suppose it has a different meaning now to the middle of the last century.
So, I'm wondering how long it will be before we can describe an Everton performance as " supercallifragilisticexpyalladocious" ? Sorry spelling was never my strong point