MapleLeafEvertonian
Player Valuation: £10m
Shall I? Okay
I ******* hate loads of things in football
I ******* hate over hyped footballers, Rooney, Gerrard. etc
I ******* hate Spirit of Shankly, those sulky bunch need to lighten up
I ******* hate Frank Lampard and his ******* dodgey goals at wembley.
I ******* hate Rafael Benitez and his ******* fat face, quoting you'll never walk alone lyrics and the way he pronounces the word "Fact" does my head in.
I ******* hate Sunderland for signing Kilgallon, we were all over that lad in the rumour mill department.
I ******* hate Man city, they get some mad hatter oil baron from ******* no where and all the sudden they are a big club? Give me a break they play in a ******* athletics stadium for **** sake, they don't even own it.
I ******* hate any club that describes it's self as a project.
I ******* hate it when Pienaar scores a chip at the emirates its nothing special but when Rooney or Gerrard get a goal from 3 yards its world class.
I ******* hate football pundits, Mark Lawrence, Alan Hansen and the rest of their bunch, might as well let Jedward and Adrian Chiles do the football analysis.
I ******* hate ITV how could they put an Ad on Goslings goal! Bunch of Redshite supporting bastards.
I ******* hate Alan Green, sterotyping prick. Yeah, I have not forgot the missing wheels from the limo comment you fat [Poor language removed]. Why are you still in a job?
I ******* hate Chelsea, plastic flags plastic fans, rember 3 titles to 9 you glory hunters. Dixie Dean shits all over Drogba, even when he has passed away.
I ******* hate Leeds, 1 million? You're having a laugh you con artists.
I ******* hate spurs, ruining young talent before their careers have begun, how many full backs career do they want to ruin?! Further more, Redknapp is ******* quick to nab our Naughton signing, but the fella can't return his taxes.
I ******* hate Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher, no explanation needed.
I ******* hate the F.A absolute useless incompetent bastards.
I ******* hate the Canadian soccer team, yeah we do have one. They just decide to piss about and lose to ******* Jamaica.
I ******* hate Michael Owen, boyhood Evertonian and he plays for Liverpool and Man Utd, what a ******.
I ******* hate Fat Sam Allarydyce, big ******* head and he chews his gum with his mouth open. ******* put me off the Aston Villa game. Oh and don't blame the ref when your team conceded six in a game.
I ******* hate Carlos Tevez , score two goals against united yeah? Well you did **** all against us, Felliani shat all over you mate.
I ******* hate Lescott, big money move eh? You're absolutely [Poor language removed] without us mate, enjoy your big money time on the bench if your lucky you money grabbing ******. 26 mill, Hetinga and Bily over you any day mate.
I ******* hate Mancini and his ******* scarf.
I ******* hate Fergie time.
I ******* hate the new West Ham owners, say that the club are in over 100 million in debt and then they go and offer a £100,000-a-week for some star playing? ******* idiots.
I ******* hate Russel Brand for getting Katy Perry in that West Ham outfit, you know she suits blue you hairy prick! Royal Blue.
I ******* hate Newcastle fans, the don't blame the board, they were only listening to you. Bunch of shirtless fat crying geordies, hope you enjoy the new stadium name.
I ******* hate Adrian Durham, controversial opinions, which are ******* wrong.
I ******* hate Everton's injury list, what the **** are we doing to our players? Hitting them in the knee with a small hammer every training session?
Edit: Fair point Lao. I ******* hate James LFC, what the **** are you doing on here on the first place? You don't see me on White and Red Kop or whatever the **** it is called. Go back to whining about your yankee owners and painting your giant "IN Rafael WE TRUST" poster and hang it outside your house in Oslo.
Inspired by something I heard on the radio, enjoy your evening folks.
I ******* hate loads of things in football
I ******* hate over hyped footballers, Rooney, Gerrard. etc
I ******* hate Spirit of Shankly, those sulky bunch need to lighten up
I ******* hate Frank Lampard and his ******* dodgey goals at wembley.
I ******* hate Rafael Benitez and his ******* fat face, quoting you'll never walk alone lyrics and the way he pronounces the word "Fact" does my head in.
I ******* hate Sunderland for signing Kilgallon, we were all over that lad in the rumour mill department.
I ******* hate Man city, they get some mad hatter oil baron from ******* no where and all the sudden they are a big club? Give me a break they play in a ******* athletics stadium for **** sake, they don't even own it.
I ******* hate any club that describes it's self as a project.
I ******* hate it when Pienaar scores a chip at the emirates its nothing special but when Rooney or Gerrard get a goal from 3 yards its world class.
I ******* hate football pundits, Mark Lawrence, Alan Hansen and the rest of their bunch, might as well let Jedward and Adrian Chiles do the football analysis.
I ******* hate ITV how could they put an Ad on Goslings goal! Bunch of Redshite supporting bastards.
I ******* hate Alan Green, sterotyping prick. Yeah, I have not forgot the missing wheels from the limo comment you fat [Poor language removed]. Why are you still in a job?
I ******* hate Chelsea, plastic flags plastic fans, rember 3 titles to 9 you glory hunters. Dixie Dean shits all over Drogba, even when he has passed away.
I ******* hate Leeds, 1 million? You're having a laugh you con artists.
I ******* hate spurs, ruining young talent before their careers have begun, how many full backs career do they want to ruin?! Further more, Redknapp is ******* quick to nab our Naughton signing, but the fella can't return his taxes.
I ******* hate Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher, no explanation needed.
I ******* hate the F.A absolute useless incompetent bastards.
I ******* hate the Canadian soccer team, yeah we do have one. They just decide to piss about and lose to ******* Jamaica.
I ******* hate Michael Owen, boyhood Evertonian and he plays for Liverpool and Man Utd, what a ******.
I ******* hate Fat Sam Allarydyce, big ******* head and he chews his gum with his mouth open. ******* put me off the Aston Villa game. Oh and don't blame the ref when your team conceded six in a game.
I ******* hate Carlos Tevez , score two goals against united yeah? Well you did **** all against us, Felliani shat all over you mate.
I ******* hate Lescott, big money move eh? You're absolutely [Poor language removed] without us mate, enjoy your big money time on the bench if your lucky you money grabbing ******. 26 mill, Hetinga and Bily over you any day mate.
I ******* hate Mancini and his ******* scarf.
I ******* hate Fergie time.
I ******* hate the new West Ham owners, say that the club are in over 100 million in debt and then they go and offer a £100,000-a-week for some star playing? ******* idiots.
I ******* hate Russel Brand for getting Katy Perry in that West Ham outfit, you know she suits blue you hairy prick! Royal Blue.
I ******* hate Newcastle fans, the don't blame the board, they were only listening to you. Bunch of shirtless fat crying geordies, hope you enjoy the new stadium name.
I ******* hate Adrian Durham, controversial opinions, which are ******* wrong.
I ******* hate Everton's injury list, what the **** are we doing to our players? Hitting them in the knee with a small hammer every training session?
Edit: Fair point Lao. I ******* hate James LFC, what the **** are you doing on here on the first place? You don't see me on White and Red Kop or whatever the **** it is called. Go back to whining about your yankee owners and painting your giant "IN Rafael WE TRUST" poster and hang it outside your house in Oslo.
Inspired by something I heard on the radio, enjoy your evening folks.

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