Confirmed Signing Arnaut Danjuma

[Moomin]

Welcome back to Everton.

*locks door this time

 

[Infernus]

Welcome to AC Milan

 

[john jako]

Little rat him.

He’s going to be our rat though. Can’t wait to boo you.

 

[Groucho]

It’d take some balls to run out on the pitch for us for the first time after what he did, like.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

It’d take some balls to run out on the pitch for us for the first time after what he did, like.

Wait ‘til he skies his first shot

 

[RomanReigns]

I for one welcome our snakey overlord

 

[blulouie]

Park End is FEWMIN...I tell ya.

 

[ZissouBlue]

It’d take some balls to run out on the pitch for us for the first time after what he did, like.

At this point I have no idea what it says about him or us as a club. I’m going to assume all bad!

 

[Librarian]

Honestly couldn’t care less what went before, if he performs that’s all that matters

 

[jazzy]

I don't know about him but I don't know whether I'm coming or going. More flip flops than Kev on the relegation thread

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

This is going to be the greatest reveal video and interview ever if it happens (assuming they bother re-doing them). He may as well just laugh down the camera and raise a finger it’s so awkward.

“So Mr Badjaffa, what attracted you to the Everton? No you didn’t grow up shouting Sheeeeeeds when you got a free kick. And no, you’ve never found it tough being on the away side at Goodison and can’t wait to have the fans behind you. Have another guess tosser.”

All he needs to say is “Richy told me to come because it’s such a great big blue toxic family,” and I’ll melt and buy a shirt.

 

[buskwhi2]

I’ll have to revisit his YouTube vids now. I’m guessing by the time I’m done he’ll have signed for Milan

 

[mahermi1]

I’ll have to revisit his YouTube vids now. I’m guessing by the time I’m done he’ll have signed for Milan

I think I'll hold on that one..

 

[tommye]

DanBOOOOOOma

 

[john jako]

DanBOOOOOOma

The noise @Goat makes walking down the stairs