Arrested!?

[Evertonlover]

Riise was arrested last night on the M62 by police - apparently he was heading in the wrong direction!

 

[Nebbiolo]

:yahoo:

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Riise was arrested last night on the M62 by police - apparently he was heading in the wrong direction!

Apparently after the game last nigh. The fat spanish welk Rafael, asked Riise if he'd give him a lift home. Riise said "sorry boss im not heading your way".

Bum,Bum........

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

he wants arresting for possession of an offensive haircut, i didn't think gingerness could be enhanced but as they say you learn something every day, riise learnt that the kopshites don't always celebrate you scoring a diving header


John Arne Riise
Let it be sa-a-a-aid
youve got a ten bob head.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Genius!

I had a wicked day today. The rs I know have given me an unbelievable amount of [Poor language removed] this season, so was nice to give a bit back for a change

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Got a local pal here to ring up and ask him how his days going. I guarentee you he is royally pissed. Well he has given me grief this year so if you can't take it don't dish it out I always say.

Jokes were priceless gentlemen.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i started last night in a pub full of the tossers, they couldn't really say much back as i pointed out the fact that it was a home game yet they were all in the alehouse watching, and saying how they were deffo goin' to moscow, i pointed out that apart from the fact that they would have bollock all chance of goin' as they don't even go at home, there was only 1 bloke in there who would be going and he supports ushited, that was met with a chorus of jeers and the usual oh yeah ushited fans always say they're going away yet never do, i then got him to repeat some of the stories from the time he went to brazil to watch them.
i then got the,yeah but i bet you've never been away, stories from bergen soon shut them up.
see red text below.

 

[Dom1878]

Genius!

I had a wicked day today. The rs I know have given me an unbelievable amount of [Poor language removed] this season, so was nice to give a bit back for a change

I did that, but all i got back was "5 times"

 

[Rook]

It was a class goal. Loved how he sensed Reina going low so he chipped it high and into the corner. Its that 6th sense that seperates the great goal scorers from good ones. Not too many players in the world could do that. Now I know why he makes 80K/week.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

It was a class goal. Loved how he sensed Reina going low so he chipped it high and into the corner. Its that 6th sense that seperates the great goal scorers from good ones. Not too many players in the world could do that. Now I know why he makes 80K/week.

Yeah. Reminded me of Papin or Van Basten

Yakubu out, Riise in