Ask Dele- Beans

[JimmyJeffers]

With the news that our new hotshot likes his beans microwaved for 2 mins I think it’s an appropriate time to finally discuss and share our thoughts about how you like your beans.

All posts to start with ‘dear dele’ please.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I’ll start.
Dear Dele,
I like my beans cooked in a pan with 4 slices of toast (with the beans on the side!) and grated cheese and brown sauce. I have never let another human see me eat this
Kind regards
JJ

 

[dublinbluenose]

Is this the drunk thread?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Dear Dele,

Would you consider chickpeas to be a bean or a legume. If so, do you think its okay to deep fry them and serve with tomato sauce.

Asking for Harry Kane

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Is this the drunk thread?

All posts to start with ‘dear dele’ pls

 

[dublinbluenose]

Dear Dele

Is this the drunk thread.

ps the chickpea is a legume

 

[nsno-chris]

Cold, out of a tin and in front of a fire made out of an old bed

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Dear Dele

Is this the drunk thread.

ps the chickpea is a legume

Dear Dele,

Thanks! Highly confusing when chickpeas are also known as Garbanzo Beans. Poor Harry K doesn't know if he's coming or going!

 

[dublinbluenose]

Dear Dele,

Thanks! Highly confusing when chickpeas are also known as Garbanzo Beans. Poor Harry K doesn't know if he's coming or going!

That'll be because he has the same IQ as a Garbanzo bean.

Dear Dele

 

[JammyP]

Dear Dele

Please can you make your red bits of hair blue now (white and amber bits also acceptable)?

Asking for a lot of friends

 

[Buzz Lightroom]

Dear Dele,

When you go out for some beans on toast do you go to a cheap greasy spoon cafe or a dear deli?

 

[Charro]

Typical bloody wokeness doing beans in a microwave.

I like mine in a pan like the good old days with a sip of captain toms gin.

 

[PITA]

I had a full tin of beans for my lunch. I had to microwave for 3.5 minutes.

Maybe Dele only had half a tin.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

That'll be because he has the same IQ as a Garbanzo bean.

Dear Dele

Dear Dele,

Both Dele and Harry are unsure what IQ means. Any chance you could explain it. Preferably via a method that involves play-do, crayons or chalk?

Cheers.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Dear Dele,

Any recommendations for the use of aduki beans? Literally no idea what to do with a tin I have in the back of my cupboard. Use by date is 2016, but they'll probably be fine.

Asking for Alex Iwobi.