McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
We have to put up with some boofheaded sportsmen but Aussie Sportsmen are out out of control at the moment. From the Lovable Matty Johns group sex romps to his legendary brother Joeys Ecstasy binges. From Nightclub shootings to continuous street brawls, to drug scandals, our footy players are unrivaled in their boof headedness
Heres my Top 5 Complete Footy Boofheads
1. Anthony 'Choc' Mundine (retired from footy, for now)
Crimes:
Excessive bragging - Claimed to be the worlds best player/now worlds best boxer. Refers to self as 'Black Superman'. Claimed to back the terrorists during 9/11, and now a converted Aboriginal Muslim. Always on the lookout for controversial topics at press conferences.
2. Todd Carney
Crimes:
Cannot control himself. Lewd behavior, urinating on cars and people alike, constantly drunk with his pants around his ankles, Carney is a grub. Sacked from Canberra and banned from the UK after a string of drink driving offences. This image was found in a rented phone he returned to the phone shop.
3. Sonny Bill Williams
Crimes:
Putting your own name on your real back for one. Cheated in the toilets of a Pub with an Iron woman while his missus was in the other room. Was the pin up boy of the Bulldogs and the League until he famously spit the dummy over money and let his whole club in the lurch by not telling them. Fled to France to play Club Rugby, got bored and now apparently Boxing.
4. John Hopoate
Crimes:
Playing for Manly, but really for sticking his fingers up the bums of the opposition at every opportunity. Sick. Now is a Heavy weight boxer.
5. Wayne Carey
Crime:
You name it, King Carey has done it. From shagging his best mates wife on their wedding day no less, in the bogs while the whole party waited for them to come out, to ****ting wherever he might fancy after a night on the sauce, to bashing several Cops on Holidays in the states, to an unparalleled cocaine use, the guy is the ultimate no brainer. Famously head butted the wall several times on a cocaine binge and took several cops to restrain him.
Heres my Top 5 Complete Footy Boofheads
1. Anthony 'Choc' Mundine (retired from footy, for now)
Crimes:
Excessive bragging - Claimed to be the worlds best player/now worlds best boxer. Refers to self as 'Black Superman'. Claimed to back the terrorists during 9/11, and now a converted Aboriginal Muslim. Always on the lookout for controversial topics at press conferences.
2. Todd Carney
Crimes:
Cannot control himself. Lewd behavior, urinating on cars and people alike, constantly drunk with his pants around his ankles, Carney is a grub. Sacked from Canberra and banned from the UK after a string of drink driving offences. This image was found in a rented phone he returned to the phone shop.
3. Sonny Bill Williams
Crimes:
Putting your own name on your real back for one. Cheated in the toilets of a Pub with an Iron woman while his missus was in the other room. Was the pin up boy of the Bulldogs and the League until he famously spit the dummy over money and let his whole club in the lurch by not telling them. Fled to France to play Club Rugby, got bored and now apparently Boxing.
4. John Hopoate
Crimes:
Playing for Manly, but really for sticking his fingers up the bums of the opposition at every opportunity. Sick. Now is a Heavy weight boxer.
5. Wayne Carey
Crime:
You name it, King Carey has done it. From shagging his best mates wife on their wedding day no less, in the bogs while the whole party waited for them to come out, to ****ting wherever he might fancy after a night on the sauce, to bashing several Cops on Holidays in the states, to an unparalleled cocaine use, the guy is the ultimate no brainer. Famously head butted the wall several times on a cocaine binge and took several cops to restrain him.
