Transfer Rumour Axel Witsel

[The Esk]

Sorry mate, but there's no way we're that likely to get all four. I'd be amazed if we get two.

Would that represent a disaster if it was "only" two of the above?

 

[tommye]

The chance of me getting off with Eliza Dushku is a will or won't scenario but I wouldn't exactly call it 50/50

Ask her.

You never know.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Angel delight will be here shortly to totally rubbish this

He's with the Angels himself now mate.

 

[tommye]

Would that represent a disaster if it was "only" two of the above?

I'm sure he'd find a way of making it seem so.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Would that represent a disaster if it was "only" two of the above?

Good god not at all - especially as they wouldn't be the "only" signings of the summer.

 

[Tubey]

Would that represent a disaster if it was "only" two of the above?

Not at all, just saying your likelihood of those four is too high.

If we got two of those four I'd be absolutely delighted.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Angel delight will be here shortly to totally rubbish this

Angel has been taken to the light....

RIP doom monger

 

[brieverton]

Haha as if I won't be held to this lol

W 90% (10% discount because it is Witsel)
K 75% (25% discount because of Chelsea)
C 80% (some concern whether he's totally convinced to come to us)
M 80% ( discount because of competiton for his signature)

That is confidence. What a way that would be to spend £100m or thereabouts.

Given the complexity of all of these signings, I guess we can expect at least one of the above not to be in an Everton shirt.

I'd settle for any two of the above now, 3 would be terrific.

 

[Tubey]

I'm sure he'd find a way of making it seem so.

?

 

[GwladysBlue]

Haha as if I won't be held to this lol

W 90% (10% discount because it is Witsel)
K 75% (25% discount because of Chelsea)
C 80% (some concern whether he's totally convinced to come to us)
M 80% ( discount because of competiton for his signature)

What worries me about this is that there is no mention of a goalkeeper.

 

[The Esk]

Not at all, just saying your likelihood of those four is too high.

If we got two of those four I'd be absolutely delighted.

What likelihood would you place on each?

 

[The Esk]

What worries me about this is that there is no mention of a goalkeeper.

We are working on a goalkeeper. ....

 

[Tubey]

What likelihood would you place on each?

No idea. I'd put a likelihood on the signing of a certain number of them, based solely on gut feeling.

I think 80% that we'll sign one, 50% we'll sign two, probably as low as 10% we'll sign three, 1-2% of all four.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

We are working on a goalkeeper. ....

Is Koeman still looking at going German?

 

[ToffeeDoug]

We are working on a goalkeeper. ....

...chances?lol