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azuls pastry intake thusfar

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i'm guessing here that he will have had more than his fair share since his return on sat. morn. i reckon sayers will have had his patronage more than once in the 3 trading days so far. i'm reckoning at least 4 pasties, and always a cake/slice to follow.
 
Gotta say, i had my weekly sayers yesterday. And i thought it was utter ****e.:o

The tradish was too sloppy. And the Cheese and Onion tasted strange.

Fookin sort it out Mr Sayers, or i'll go back on my word and go to Mr Greggs.
 
i'm guessing here that he will have had more than his fair share since his return on sat. morn. i reckon sayers will have had his patronage more than once in the 3 trading days so far. i'm reckoning at least 4 pasties, and always a cake/slice to follow.

I would hazard a guess that he has actually bought one of their shops, if not then he would certainly have bought the entire stock from their pastry range on the one or three days he has been back.(y)
 

I sent a letter to the council to force Sayers (or Greenalghs) to open a pasty house near me.

I say letter, it was more of a drunken email.

No reply yet and no damn pasty shop.

Greggs just does not satisfy. Every time I go home I have to fill the freezer up. There's a distinct lack of decent pasty action in West Yorkshire.

And they serve hot pork pies. Hot pork pies!!!!! Noooooo!
 
I sent a letter to the council to force Sayers (or Greenalghs) to open a pasty house near me.

I say letter, it was more of a drunken email.

No reply yet and no damn pasty shop.

Greggs just does not satisfy. Every time I go home I have to fill the freezer up. There's a distinct lack of decent pasty action in West Yorkshire.

And they serve hot pork pies. Hot pork pies!!!!! Noooooo!

at least all that rancid jelly mess would have been melted away
 
my father in law heats pork pies up and he's a scouser. asked me did i want one, tbh the pastry wasnt warm but the jellyburnt me from my lips to my bog seat, may as well get a scoop of fat from the hot chip pan and try gargling it.

the jelly is culinary finesse at it's best, but not in a molten state.

as a measure of how hot it was i couldve had a breville with cheese slices and loads of ketchup(inside) to cool my mouth, or a double toasted poptart.
 
I had a similar incident with a freshly baked beast a few months ago.

Sat down in the car, took a big bite of the thing (my own fault) only to be sprayed by molten jelly juice down my shirt and - more importantly - groin.

Not fun.
 

I had a similar incident with a freshly baked beast a few months ago.

Sat down in the car, took a big bite of the thing (my own fault) only to be sprayed by molten jelly juice down my shirt and - more importantly - groin.

Not fun.

aye, not fun, nor easy to explain why you have burnt town-halls and clock, was you strapped in cos that prevents any chance of fanning your tackle or directing the flow away. bet it was a cillit bang job to remove the offending semi permanent just p1ssed yourself look from your kecks ass well.
 
the only way i can eat a pork pie is microwaved, i used to get one everyday for breakfast on the way to work from a local newsagent who did a few sausage rolls and pies etc.

I am a Connoisseur of meff foods!
 
the only way i can eat a pork pie is microwaved, i used to get one everyday for breakfast on the way to work from a local newsagent who did a few sausage rolls and pies etc.

I am a Connoisseur of meff foods!

Could'nt eat a Pork Pie hot mate, no way. Pasties yes. Sausage Rolls yes but never Pork Pies.
 
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