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Bad sensations

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After a long drinking binge,waking up in the middle of the night desprate for a slash.

The enjoyment as you releave yourself.....:)

Then realise your still in bed.......:unsure:


Bad sensation.....:(
 
Sitting next to a nuclear reactor, wearing a fireproof suit, after a night in the pub, praying that the fire does not re-ignite.
 

Badly needing a crap and then realising that your missus told you last night that you needed to get bog roll............

Yes, just now. I found half a roll hidden in the kids room.
 
After a heavy night on the lemo, having a blackout....then stepping up to a brownout.

Running for the bus just as it pulls away and missing it.

Drinking a brew that's a bit too hot and burning your mouth.

Having a biscuit crumbling into your brew after you've dipped it.

Munching your way through a tasty sandwich and spotting a bit of green mould on the crust near the bottom.

Thinking you've got more money in the bank than you have before checking it.
 
Welcoming your mum & dad home after a week in Vegas having last spoke to your mum during the early hours of last Sunday absolutely leathered after 20 hrs+ of boozing for the Portsmouth match, then to find out your dad & auntie were awake & you'd been chatting [Poor language removed] to all of them before going for a piss, pissing everywhere & then falling over (yeah, afterwards) & cracking the £85 bath panel that had been in for less than a week
 

Yeah I've got a feeling your going to win this competition metatarsal!

But anyway, walking under a tree and feeling a drop of unknown substance land on your head (is it rain? bird crap? or the last time this happened to me, an insect which stung me when I reached up to the top of my head :@)

Waking up the day after exercise when all your joints make you feel like an old man. Hate it!
 
sending out an inappropriate email (either excessive sarky, or just plain filthily wrong) hitting the send button and then realising you've accidentally sent it to the one person you really shouldn't have (the person you were being sarky about, or the receptionist's sister in these highly hypothetical examples)
 
gordonjblair said:
sending out an inappropriate email (either excessive sarky, or just plain filthily wrong) hitting the send button and then realising you've accidentally sent it to the one person you really shouldn't have (the person you were being sarky about, or the receptionist's sister in these highly hypothetical examples)
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Dont you have a recall setting on your email?
 

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