neonleon
Player Valuation: £35m
Anyone like to back me up on my new theorem.
I call it Everton's Razor. (copyright leonbil)
(drawing parallels from such distinguished theories as Occams Razor etc.)
Its the theory that the higher Everton go up the league the more bald players we have and conversely the more bald players we have the higher up the league we go.
There is a corollary that states that as everton attempt to win games and the manager instills this winning ethic into new signings the likelihood of squad players shaving all their hair off (see McFadden, VDM etc) increase.
The day the entire squad look like a kojak convention is the day we lift the premier league trophy.
But what do I know, being a part time scientist.
I call it Everton's Razor. (copyright leonbil)
(drawing parallels from such distinguished theories as Occams Razor etc.)
Its the theory that the higher Everton go up the league the more bald players we have and conversely the more bald players we have the higher up the league we go.
There is a corollary that states that as everton attempt to win games and the manager instills this winning ethic into new signings the likelihood of squad players shaving all their hair off (see McFadden, VDM etc) increase.
The day the entire squad look like a kojak convention is the day we lift the premier league trophy.
But what do I know, being a part time scientist.
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