McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
Get in here mate and get started.
Most of the boys are off on their holidays, but the rest are still training and playing for their countries
If the Chairman doesnt offload you before the start of the season you better give me a reason not to.
Your fat, lazy, and your attitude needs tuning.
You tried hard last year, but there were a couple of anklebiters and a bald bullet all over you. It just wasnt good enough. I gave you enough chances and you huffed and you puffed, and you started to make some progress, but at the end of the day, Johnny BlueCollar isnt going to want to put petrol in your ferrari and a new level on your mansion for ten minutes of embarrasment every week. And he pays yours, and my wages dont forget.
Theres a shirt with your name on it in the sheds at Wycome Wanderers and thats where youll be if you dont pull your finger out.
This club is proud, and hungry. You son, have to be hungry for pride, and the reason I bought you is becaus of that. You dont have the pace, or the skill, but youve got the luck. On Fifa '07 your arseyness rating is 99. Better than any Argentinian.
Youve got to get amongst it. Youve got a hot striker who, with the same pedegree as you, looking for the same spot in the England side you are, well ahead. Youve got a young guy in Jimmy, who next year will steamroll over the top of you if you dont shape up. This kids quick, strong and he's faced adversity after adversity. Youve faced cream bun after cream bun and this is it.
Ive been garnishing your wages for the past three months and Ive built you this gym. Its the last time Im going to help you. As an employee, you have to whats best for your emplyers. We are both in the same boat, and for want of a better cliche, dont make me make you walk the plank, son.
Oh and do you have VDM's email address? Can you forward it to me?
Cheers
Dave Moyes
Manager
Everton Football Club
Most of the boys are off on their holidays, but the rest are still training and playing for their countries
If the Chairman doesnt offload you before the start of the season you better give me a reason not to.
Your fat, lazy, and your attitude needs tuning.
You tried hard last year, but there were a couple of anklebiters and a bald bullet all over you. It just wasnt good enough. I gave you enough chances and you huffed and you puffed, and you started to make some progress, but at the end of the day, Johnny BlueCollar isnt going to want to put petrol in your ferrari and a new level on your mansion for ten minutes of embarrasment every week. And he pays yours, and my wages dont forget.
Theres a shirt with your name on it in the sheds at Wycome Wanderers and thats where youll be if you dont pull your finger out.
This club is proud, and hungry. You son, have to be hungry for pride, and the reason I bought you is becaus of that. You dont have the pace, or the skill, but youve got the luck. On Fifa '07 your arseyness rating is 99. Better than any Argentinian.
Youve got to get amongst it. Youve got a hot striker who, with the same pedegree as you, looking for the same spot in the England side you are, well ahead. Youve got a young guy in Jimmy, who next year will steamroll over the top of you if you dont shape up. This kids quick, strong and he's faced adversity after adversity. Youve faced cream bun after cream bun and this is it.
Ive been garnishing your wages for the past three months and Ive built you this gym. Its the last time Im going to help you. As an employee, you have to whats best for your emplyers. We are both in the same boat, and for want of a better cliche, dont make me make you walk the plank, son.
Oh and do you have VDM's email address? Can you forward it to me?
Cheers
Dave Moyes
Manager
Everton Football Club
