Best christmas present, worst christmas present

[monty]

Back in the 60's I was down on my haunches, broke and my parents bought me a season ticket for Christmas in August, have never forgot that gift it was magic

On the down side it has to a trouser press, I have a wife wtf did I need with a trouser press, if I had bought her a steam iron she'd have chucked it at me. As a kid I was given a blow football set and I had whooping cough, couldn't play with it for weeks and then other parents would let their kids play with me in case I was still contagious

What are your tops and bottoms at Christmas

 

[a2b chris]

my mum and dad's best present was me (boxing day)

because of this eternal ray of sunshine, only good has happened since!

 

[monty]

my mum and dad's best present was me (boxing day)

because of this eternal ray of sunshine, only good has happened since!

or was it because they couldn't take you back to the shop

 

[a2b chris]

my dad (Until the day he died) spent his life putting it back (oops, sorry you meant me)

 

[Gazdalf]

or was it because they couldn't take you back to the shop

Damaged goods with plenty of wear not accepted.

 

[Latch]

A few years ago i gave my wife a set of 5 saucepans.

4 of them were used for their intended purpose. !

 

[Gazdalf]

A few years ago i gave my wife a set of 5 saucepans.

4 of them were used for their intended purpose. !

Fifth one used to smash your stereo when she had to endure mistletoe and wine for the umpteenth time?


Dirty unclean demi-god you.