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Best Christmas Sweets ?

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Vim Fuego

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Dying to smash these open on Christmas morning.
 
the terry's chocolate orange is the modern day satsuma in the xmas stocking.
i personally will be hoping for
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60% cocoa chocolate shell with a smooth melting filling.
This delicious Lindt chocolate shell enrobes a delectably smoot melting filling. Once you break the shell, the filling starts to melt and so will you.
a big box though.
 
the terry's chocolate orange is the modern day satsuma in the xmas stocking.
i personally will be hoping for
lindor_cocoa60_50_prod.gif

60% cocoa chocolate shell with a smooth melting filling.
This delicious Lindt chocolate shell enrobes a delectably smoot melting filling. Once you break the shell, the filling starts to melt and so will you.
a big box though.
You should be in advertising. You irresistibly smooth bugger
 
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Dying to smash these open on Christmas morning.

I put a chocolate on the misses pillow last xmas eve before she went to bed pissed up. Should have seen the [Poor language removed] state of her the next morning. Them After Eights have got a lot of respect in my book.
 

In fact this year I was thinking of sticking a family size Bourneville down the back of her PJ's when she'd gone asleep.


use the lindor balls, that way if they dont melt she'll think she's shat perfect balls, if she catches you just say you are investigating the whiff. it may aid your defence if you do a good hearty fart beforehand.
 

just dont get carried away by the aroma of fine chocolate though, it's one thing to wake up thinking your [Poor language removed] yourself, quite another to find your husband savouring every last winnet of the stuff.
 

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