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You should be in advertising. You irresistibly smooth buggerthe terry's chocolate orange is the modern day satsuma in the xmas stocking.
i personally will be hoping for
60% cocoa chocolate shell with a smooth melting filling.
This delicious Lindt chocolate shell enrobes a delectably smoot melting filling. Once you break the shell, the filling starts to melt and so will you.
a big box though.
Dying to smash these open on Christmas morning.
Dying to smash these open on Christmas morning.
You should be in advertising. You irresistibly smooth bugger
In fact this year I was thinking of sticking a family size Bourneville down the back of her PJ's when she'd gone asleep.
In fact this year I was thinking of sticking a family size Bourneville down the back of her PJ's when she'd gone asleep.
use the lindor balls, that way if they dont melt she'll think she's shat perfect balls, if she catches you just say you are investigating the whiff. it may aid your defence if you do a good hearty fart beforehand.
I was gonna tell her that her poop shute had exploded
Won't she become suspicious as to why you're attempting to rim her on Christmas morning ?
She'll think that its her main present.