Best ever short scottish joke

[Gazdalf]

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv any books on suicide?'


To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!'

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

jimmy crankie

 

[Chris]

Best short Scottish joke is sitting on the right.

 

[monty]

A Scots man was walking down the road followed by a duck, the duck went quack and the Scotsman said 'I'm going a quack a I can' (You started it Gaz)

 

[coyney]

A Scots man was walking down the road followed by a duck, the duck went quack and the Scotsman said 'I'm going a quack a I can' (You started it Gaz)

Looks like I will have to bribe BT to cut your broadband again

 

[evertonianstu]

Hey, my dad was from Glasgow. This is all deeply offensive.