Best/worst Xmas presents

[Kurt.]

As is now tradition on here, tell us what you’ve had for Xmas, the more useless the better….. unfortunately I won’t be opening mine for a few hours yet as my daughter decided to go for a quick drink yesterday at 2.30pm and still wasn’t home when I went to bed at 1am gonna wake her up in a bit and enjoy watching her hangover suffering all day … merry crimbo guys x

 

[Tipp blue]

Posted an hour ago obviously Nobody got anything.. or the PL broke in during the night and took our presents away.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Everton calender plus annual....worst
Undies...Best

 

[tommye]

Best...

Worst...

In the bin already. Soz

 

[Kurt.]

I’ve done well this year … few Everton bits and pieces…. But never mind I’ll get over it. My mrs got us tickets for Paul Smith in Manchester in July … got some Versace aftershaves too

 

[tommye]

My mrs got us tickets for Paul Smith in Manchester in July

Condolences my friend 🕯

 

[Kurt.]

Condolences my friend 🕯

I’ve still got Peter Kay ones from last Xmas that’s not until November

 

[tommye]

I’ve still got Peter Kay ones from last Xmas that’s not until November

She proper hates you doesn't she. Sake mate.

 

[Kurt.]

She proper hates you doesn't she. Sake mate.

Re-thinking that present I bought her now

 

[coollino]

Best: no presents

Worst: my parents getting something expensive for the sake of it even though I said I prefer no presents (this will be tomorrow)

 

[john jako]

My missus got me a silver chain.

I look like a skinny Tyson fury.

 

[PhilM]

My wife has got me the annual tickets to see the comedian I’m not too fussed about, but she conveniently loves.

I’m not sure if she’s intentionally taking the piss or if it’s I’m too nice to tell her. For positive a present, I got new AirPods and some great books.

 

[magicjuan]

As a diabetic worst has to be the 3 tonnes of chocolate from people who know I'm diabetic. Possible assassination attempt.

Best, 2 cases of Estrella, not great for diabetics, but it would self harm, a great way to go and 2 rampant digits to my erstwhile assassins

 

[MisterJ]

Had a genuine Christmas suprise when I opened a present from my kids this morning to find they had been on this very site and got me the GOT pint glass

 

[ClausThomsen]

Missus got me some new trainers and a decent soundbar/speaker set which is all very nice.

An assortment of blu-ray / 4ks and a couple of CDs from others as I'm a physical media collecting weirdo. Also an "On this Day" Everton history book which will make for good toilet reading.