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[Dom1878]

...Chat up lines!! thought id start a thread like this - there isnt one already is there? - anyway it should be fun...find out what people say and everything...
..so ill start, i was in town last night, an some girl said taste this drink - so i did - an she said its called a blowjob - do you like them? - its a pretty good icebreaker - quite a fun night tbh...

...so anybnody got any chat-up lines they use? no matter how cheesy or innappropiate they may be?

 

[cliffrescue]

Is that Fadge i smell.
Works all the time

 

[Vim Fuego]

My signature says it all.

 

[Dom1878]

My signature says it all.

For anyone who watches "mock the Week" with Frankie Boyle - "Do you want Pumped?"

 

[coyney]

ID be like a fish out of water now . I cringe at some of the chat up lines in the local .after a couple of drinks thought I would try Vims subtle approach and nearly got my drink over my headSo I will watch and learn for the next time im allowed out.

 

[McBain]

I just jangle the keys to my ferarri around.

 

[a2b chris]

i havnt got a chat up line

i usually just sit at the bar quietly, reading the echo, occaisionally licking my eyebrows

usually end up to my neck in tottie (hopefully)

make them wait till ive finished reading about the blues though

 

[McBain]

Top ten pickup lines I swiped off someone else

10. Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
9. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8. Your face or mine?
7. I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just GET BUSY!
6. Hello! I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
5. Hi, I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
4. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
3. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
2. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
1. So...Which one of the Spice girls are you?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

The classic something on your lip worked wonders for me