bit lame - i know . . . . but . . .

[halo]

What goes in dry?
comes out wet?
and the longer its in the stronger it gets?

 

[monty]

Ermmmm

Animal, vegetable or mineral

Lets try vegetable

Ermmmmmmmmmmm

What vegetable matter can go in dry?

Come out wet?

A naughty carrot, dilinquent cucumber?

But would they come out longer?

Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

No

Would any vegetable matter come out longer by itself?

No

Ermmmmmmmmmmmm

Is it in something?

must be

Ermmmmmmmmmmm

What vegetable matter would you put into something and then into something again for it to get wet?


Why would you do it, I wonder?

Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'll have a drink and think about it

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Could it be a coffee bag, bouquet garni or a tea bag


Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Nah has to be a cock

 

[halo]

god you waffle too much

 

[monty]

god you waffle too much

It couldn't be a waffle surely

 

[Vim Fuego]

So where's the punchline, i'm punchlineless in a punchline filled world .

 

[zero]

Tea bag.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Thank you for putting me out of my misery .

 

[heatmeiser]

I thought it was a fat man in a gym.

 

[monty]

I thought it was a fat man in a gym.

Weightist

 

[heatmeiser]

Weightist

Reminds me of that Jimmy Carr joke, where a large lady shouts at him for telling fat jokes saying 'You shouldn't say that, you're fattist'.

'No' says Jimmy 'You're the fattest.'

 

[monty]

Reminds me of that Jimmy Carr joke, where a large lady shouts at him for telling fat jokes saying 'You shouldn't say that, you're fattist'.

'No' says Jimmy 'You're the fattest.'

I'd love to see that bloke get a right good dig, he is one smarmy ****, I can't stand him Heats, he is as funny as an out break of leprosy

 

[heatmeiser]

Not a fan either to be honest, but that did make me chuckle.

His personna is all an act apparently, read an article recently about him being totally different in real life and quite a nice chap.

Still, his face is very punchable.

 

[monty]

Not a fan either to be honest, but that did make me chuckle.

His personna is all an act apparently, read an article recently about him being totally different in real life and quite a nice chap.

Still, his face is very punchable.

Trap him in a doorway and keep slamming the door creepy [Poor language removed]