Breaking News - Break in at Anfield!

[The Esk]

Liverpool football club was broken into in the early hours of this morning.....

Merseyside's Chief of Police asked Rafael Benitez if any cups were stolen.....

"We're not sure" replied Rafael" We haven't checked the canteen yet"





(copied from another forum)

 

[Goat]

Seems we are telling jokes from other people, text sent by my Everton Fan cousin :

Swine Flu update................. 30,000 mancs pig sick.

Yes, I thought it was crap as well.

 

[Screech]

First jokes older than football itself....

 

[heatmeiser]

I posted it the chatbox, may as well stick it here...


Anyone know any good welders?

Apparently there's a bus in Manchester that needs a roof putting back on...

 

[The Esk]

In the run up to Saturday who can come up with the worst joke?

I'm an early contender...

 

[Goat]

"We've made huge progress this season and now we need to take the next step," Benitez added on the club's website.

CLOSE THE THREAD.

 

[Dom1878]

Seems we are telling jokes from other people, text sent by my Everton Fan cousin :

Swine Flu update................. 30,000 mancs pig sick.

Yes, I thought it was crap as well.

I got 13 texts similar/the same as that last night.