You were working as a Left-Back in a F.C. København
When we signed you
Bobby picked you out, Mikey bigged you up
And turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Now one year later on you've got the world at your feet
Playing time has been so hard for you
But don't forget it's Bainesy's toe who put you where you are now
And he can put you back down too.
Oh, Oviedo!
You know I can't believe it when you hit that right right-foot screamer
Oh, Oviedo!
You know I can't believe it when you hit that right right-foot screamer!
It's much too late to find
I hope Baines has changed his mind
He'd better change it back or he will be sorry
Oviedo, baby!
Oviedo Oh!
Oviedo, baby!
Oviedo Oh!
*deletes account and re-evaluates life
Woooaaaaah, woooo woooo Woooaaahhhh