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[McBain]

Help me win a bag of chips (crisps) in zoo magazine

 

[McBain]

best two I got are

"Quint knew that damn shark would get him in the end"

or "Weber contemplated why he was still in motorsports"

Sort of the same but looks more like Quint

 

[Whitebootman]

And his wife never let him do the school run again.

 

[steevie]

Wife tells husband 'Pass me that map will you, i knew you would take the wrong turning', husband replies 'Christ, cant i finish my ciggy first'.

 

[Gazdalf]

What do you mean, I've flooded the engine?

 

[steevie]

What do you mean, I've flooded the engine?

Like that one, my ones better though.

 

[Gazdalf]

Like that one, my ones better though.

Just to add to yours mate.



Stupid cow. I told you the blue lines on the map were NOT a motorway.

 

[steevie]

Just to add to yours mate.



Stupid cow. I told you the blue lines on the map were NOT a motorway.

McBains chips(crisps) are in the bag. You see, i am funny without even trying, NOT!

 

[heatmeiser]

The friendly swamp monster kindly gave the drowning man a drag of his cigarette.

 

[McBain]

Got a few more

"Chock up the back wheels will you son!"
(from an old TV ad that used to run here-had to be there)

"Christ Luv! Looks like we'll have to go 'round"

James Bond's mechanic forgets the most important rule when driving his bosses underwater car.

DIS SUM GOOD ****

 

[danzante]

"if me wife smells smoke in the car, she'll kill me"

 

[Gazdalf]

Next time you want to go off road, do you think it would be a good idea to look for a flaming field Einstein?

 

[Clarky66]

" Just leave the rope and give me a bloody light "

 

[Brownie]

You win this one, water, but I'll be b-bal-bl-bble.

 

[heatmeiser]

Must......not......get.......beard........wet....