Confirmed Signing Cenk Tosun

[Petit]

Let's be honest I'd literally play a reserve side in the cup myself. We aren't winning there

Can´t afford to be humiliated. Go there and play smart, defend and try to play on the counter with Bolasie, Rooney and Sigurdsson.

 

[Efcjake]

A fee was agreed...
They then renaged on that and said they wanted more.
I take it you think we should give in to that despite agreeing on a different fee?

I'd love to see you write a post on why you think he might be doing an acceptable job in the Steve Walsh thread.

I have not an ounce of faith left in the bald headed twonk.

 

[blulouie]

"I know, lets get him in after the derby".

'kin ell.

Lets hope he's not sitting in the stands watching.

Shades of Manny Fernandez....oops.

 

[MACCA75]

Two days into the transfer window and the bedwetting in here is off the scale.

The bedwetters were told to stop wetting the bed for the entirety of last summer window - only for the club to epically fail to bring in a striker.

Bedwetting is entirely understandable.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Never mind bed wetting, I have gone for a full dirty protest. The wife wasn’t too happy.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The bedwetters were told to stop wetting the bed for the entirety of last summer window - only for the club to epically fail to bring in a striker.

Bedwetting is entirely understandable.

How does wetting the bed ensure successful transfers? Weird pervy agents conditions or something?

 

[nsno-chris]

A fee was agreed...
They then renaged on that and said they wanted more.
I take it you think we should give in to that despite agreeing on a different fee?

Wouldn’t trust that fat bald headed PE teacher as far as I could launch the bad tit.

Probably bored then to death by telling them he bought Zola once

 

[MACCA75]

How does wetting the bed ensure successful transfers? Weird pervy agents conditions or something?

Unless i’ve Misunderstood the entire term i’m thinking bedwetting = complaining.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Unless i’ve Misunderstood the entire term i’m thinking bedwetting = complaining.

Oh.

 

[canuckblue]

Unless i’ve Misunderstood the entire term i’m thinking bedwetting = complaining.

Panic + complaining - bladder control = bedwetting

 

[GwladysBlue]

"I know, lets get him in after the derby".

'kin ell.

You wouldn’t think our season hinges on it or anything, would you?

Getting sick of the daily shambles at this club.

We’ve known since March last year that Lukaku was never signing a new deal and we still haven’t replaced him. Utter madness.

We get knocked out on Friday, nothing we do will be worth paying attention to until August.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Unless i’ve Misunderstood the entire term i’m thinking bedwetting = complaining.

Panic + complaining - bladder control = bedwetting

My earlier naff attempt at a joke aside, probably not gonna help the practicalities of pulling off a transfer is it?

 

[Tom Cleverley 02]

I think we have to have this deal done by tomorrow for him to play on Friday and if true it’s looking like we have little chance of him playing and we need him, i know there’s the chance of him underperforming in England but it’s worth a shot as we don’t have a clinical finisher who can bury 1 chance if that’s all we get. (Rooney can finish but I mean a out and out striker who is clinical). Get it done blue

 

[canuckblue]

My earlier naff attempt at a joke aside, probably not gonna help the practicalities of pulling off a transfer is it?

The ones actually making the deal aren't bedwetters. They're constipated.

 

[Death]

I'd tell some people on here to go to bed but they'd only end up wetting it.