chrimbo day

[Keith Shabs 2]

im daft about chrimbo me. only two weeks to go. its flyin by.

i get up at about 7 bells and get the wife up.

we open pressies and get stuck into the mince pies.

she phones her ma first thing as shes from latvia and then we head dwon the local for a few before back for the queens speech and chrimbo dinner with loads of turkey and gravy.

she bought a phesent the other day the proper balloon instead of a turkey. was in tears.

this year were going to my mates on frodsham who lives in a massive manson and staying over there the night.

cant beat chrimbo lads.

 

[Goat]

Your not funny.

 

[Keith Shabs 2]

was i trying to be funny mate? no i was tellin you what im doin at chrimbo.

if you dont like it then geg out.

 

[zero]

I'm forced to goto the inlaws on christmas day... I can't stand it.

 

[Keith Shabs 2]

hahahaha. i went to latvia but not on chrimbo and hated the food mate. the inlaws were sound tho. i couldnt understand a word they wer sayin!

 

[steevie]

All i am doing on Christmas day is getting wasted and watching the box before crashing out. That is what it's all about.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Start the day with a festive wank.

Followed by bacon on toast and a glass of red wine.

TV and copious amounts of alcohol all day whilst ignoring any knocks at the front door,both phones also switched off / unplugged.

Massive dinner.

A sturdy dump.

Bed.

Roll on Boxing Day.

 

[Whitebootman]

Start the day with a festive wank.

Followed by bacon on toast and a glass of red wine.

TV and copious amounts of alcohol all day whilst ignoring any knocks at the front door,both phones also switched off / unplugged.

Massive dinner.

A sturdy dump.

Bed.

Roll on Boxing Day.

Ham, Cheese and pineapple or a combination ?

 

[steevie]

Start the day with a festive wank.

Followed by bacon on toast and a glass of red wine.

Hope you wash your hands mate or do you have sauce on your bacon??

 

[Vim Fuego]

Hope you wash your hands mate or do you have sauce on your bacon??

I'll have a shower between wank / breakfast, Steve, just didn't want to mention it in detail just in case i make someone moist with my masterplan.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Ham, Cheese and pineapple or a combination ?

I see what you did there, and i admire you for it.

 

[steevie]

I'll have a shower between wank / breakfast, Steve, just didn't want to mention it in detail just in case i make someone moist with my masterplan.

I was starting to feel moist then, where is you christmas spirit? Bah humbug!

 

[Vim Fuego]

You see !

I knew my schedule would get discharge all over this thread !

 

[Whitebootman]

You see !

I knew my schedule would get discharge all over this thread !

And I thought it was snow.

 

[coyney]

I have turned down 18 invatations for christmas dinner,jibbing it this year not even switching the outside lights on(dont take them down theres too many)will spend most of the day the hospital then home a bottle of malt and bed job done.