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C'mon own up, who's been playing them or put them on their ipod yet?

Am just putting the usual on my ipod, bit of Slade, Bing Crosby, Jona Lewie, you know? the classic christmas songs... oh, and east 17 - stay another day? :unsure: (why thats on a christmas cd i'll never know...)
 
one of the kids was flicking through the music channels yesterday and when Cliff Richard came up singing one of his christmas offerings i said without thinking ' leave it on that'.! :o
it's a sign of old age i think! :(
 
Latch said:
one of the kids was flicking through the music channels yesterday and when Cliff Richard came up singing one of his christmas offerings i said without thinking ' leave it on that'.! :o
it's a sign of old age i think! :(
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Bloody shops are full of it, wife is just back from town.:angry:

I hate to say this but Latch has just dived in my estimation, still a relatively young man and he like not just Cliff Richard but Cliff Richard christmas songs, so sad, so very sad, so very very very sad, yes sad as sad can be:mellow: :mellow: :( :( :(
 
monty said:
Bloody shops are full of it, wife is just back from town.:angry:

I hate to say this but Latch has just dived in my estimation, still a relatively young man and he like not just Cliff Richard but Cliff Richard christmas songs, so sad, so very sad, so very very very sad, yes sad as sad can be:mellow: :mellow: :( :( :(
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I've just put a 'Bee Gee's' CD on so i'm over Cliffy and back to normal! ;) (y)
 

And I was hoping for Kevin "Bloody" Wilson's Christmas song. Santa, where's my [Poor language removed] bike. Here are the lyrics. hehe

Hey Santa claus you ****!

Where's me [Poor language removed] bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a [Poor language removed] letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me [Poor language removed] bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you ****!

Where's me [Poor language removed] pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you [Poor language removed] ho ho ho

You forgot me [Poor language removed] pram

(male voice)
[these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com]
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your [Poor language removed] reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells [Poor language removed] lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old [Poor language removed] [Poor language removed] Forgot me [Poor language removed] bike.

You wait you old ****, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your [Poor language removed] lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"
 

I [Poor language removed] love all xmas songs and am playing them now.

I love xmas me.

Dom, that is [Poor language removed] [Poor language removed].
 
Gazdalf said:
And I was hoping for Kevin "Bloody" Wilson's Christmas song. Santa, where's my [Poor language removed] bike. Here are the lyrics. hehe

Hey Santa claus you ****!

Where's me [Poor language removed] bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a [Poor language removed] letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me [Poor language removed] bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you ****!

Where's me [Poor language removed] pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you [Poor language removed] ho ho ho

You forgot me [Poor language removed] pram

(male voice)
[these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com]
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your [Poor language removed] reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells [Poor language removed] lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old [Poor language removed] [Poor language removed] Forgot me [Poor language removed] bike.

You wait you old ****, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your [Poor language removed] lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"
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Did Cliff Richard sing that one:P :lol: :lol:
 
Welton Toffee said:
The only good Christmas song is Fairytale of New York by The Pogues. All the rest are gash.
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Kirsty Mac (RIP) was the daughter of the great Ewan who's folk songs I can listen to all night. That track Rodders is simple brilliant, the best for years(y) (y)
 

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