Coati News

[Pat's Van]

A rare south american coati has been spotted and filmed in Buckinghamptonshire in the UK.

https://uk.screen.yahoo.com/unusual-animals/south-american-coati-spotted-uk-080656455.html

the reporter on the link describes the coati as a "bear like creature" but this is mental as coatis are really nothing like bears at all, if anything they're more like a fox with a snout...

the person who filmed is quoted as saying "at first I thought it was a dog in the tree" (obviously due to the prevalence of tree climbing dogs in that part of the country)

coatis can grow to over 14ft long, have razor like teeth and are said to have a fondness for strawberry mivvis and human flesh

whatever way you slice it chums, the coatis are on their way over here to our shores, and there ain't nothing we can do about it.....


stay safe xx

 

[Walken]

'bear like creature' is stretching it for a ginger rat

 

[Groucho]

Has it escaped from somewhere?

 

[Pat's Van]

Has it escaped from somewhere?

we're not entirely sure Grouch' as it declined to be interviewed

 

[malfosse]

What's all the panic about, he looks charming.

 

[COYBL25]

It'll be dead by tomorrow, some scruff with a Greyhound and Pitbull Cross in a stripped out Land Rover will have ripped it to bits and put it on YouTube .

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

This is how it starts. Next thing their taking our jobs and women.

 

[tommye]

Is it a muslim?

Get it te'fuk

 

[tommye]

This coati, is it any relation to a Hattie?

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

If these little terrors even think about touching red squirrels, I will find them, and I will kill them.

 

[Pat's Van]

If these little terrors even think about touching red squirrels, I will find them, and I will kill them.

they'd be nuts to fk with squirrels

soz


I'll get me coati

 

[BlueLlama]

I like them. He can stay at mine

 

[verreauxi]

I remember reading that they have prehensile tails, just like a few South American Monkeys. They'll eat anything but I've seen them mostly go after fruit in trees.

 

[Groucho]

This coati, is it any relation to a Hattie?

This hasn't had the credit it deserves.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

well if there's only the 1 then the species wont last that long.