Coleen's Real Women

[Nebbiolo]

Having little else to do and generally being sad and pathetic, I've taken to watching reality TV in the form of Collen's Real Women. Has anyone seen this? It's hilarious, if you like watching Coleen repeat parrot-fashion simple scripts fed to her by the shows producer. Essentially, the show is about Coleen attempting to get 'real', meaning normal, women, into modeling campaigns. She seeks out such women, picks 3 of them, and the one who actually looks like a model gets the job. The fat or normal ones go home disappointed. But hey, at least they've met Colleen.

Classic lines:

Youz all ave dun ded well.
Ime proud of youz all.
Shes ded cute shes all in proportion. Youz cant nock her for dat.
Ime pleased to say theyve chosen one of youz for the campain.
Wat part of yor body do youz not like? Ive got short stubby legs me.

Bitchy of me, I know.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I watched it out of curiosity last week, turned it off after ten minutes of that hag going on about ' her girls' and 'when i was modelling'.She's not an ugly girl, but i see better looking women on the street where i live !

To summarise, a classless money grabbing bint with all the talent and charisma of jimmy tarbuck.

 

[SuitsBlue]

i havnt watched it, im not going to watch it, but how does she compare with the demon spawn that is kerry 'stupid, fat, talentless, whore, harridan' katona?

 

[Vim Fuego]

i havnt watched it, im not going to watch it, but how does she compare with the demon spawn that is kerry 'stupid, fat, talentless, whore, harridan' katona?

Boith of these sad cases remain highly punchable i'm afraid, but Coleeeeen is the worse of the two because she actually believes that she's a top model in her own right.

 

[SuitsBlue]

well, one of them wont stop going on about winning 'the jungle' and the other is only famous because she is shacked up with an ape.

 

[Vim Fuego]

A very astute piece of observation there Suits

 

[SuitsBlue]

just call me AstutesBlue.

 

[monty]

just call me AstutesBlue.

Shoot the [Poor language removed]

 

[heatmeiser]

I can't bear either of those two fiends.

Though I had a really strange dream about Colleeeeen a while ago where she did a shat in my cornflakes.

Can't remember if I ate them afterwards but I get a funny feeling whenever I see a picture of her now.

 

[monty]

I can't bear either of those two fiends.

Though I had a really strange dream about Colleeeeen a while ago where she did a shat in my cornflakes.

Can't remember if I ate them afterwards but I get a funny feeling whenever I see a picture of her now.

I must admit I prefer sugar