Corporation Road disappointment

[GhostOfDixie]

Had to take the missus to play darts tonight in some velour infested **** heap. Some Ugg boots around, so it had a little class.

She won easily, and even got a 140, but the biggest disappointment for me was not spotting a single hooker down Corporation road.

What the **** is the world coming too?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Had to take the missus to play darts tonight in some velour infested **** heap. Some Ugg boots around, so it had a little class.

She won easily, and even got a 140, but the biggest disappointment for me was not spotting a single hooker down Corporation road.

What the **** is the world coming too?

i think you put "a" in there by mistake, feck me how do they hold the arrows with their false nails, i didnt know the hun brigade were into stepping up to the oche, it's all sky's fault ffs. what next nodour being bought out by chanel or dior.

 

[inertia3112]

ugg boots!

some nice girls around with them on, even in summer, I cant get past the fact their feet must stink to high heaven!

 

[GhostOfDixie]

i think you put "a" in there by mistake, feck me how do they hold the arrows with their false nails, i didnt know the hun brigade were into stepping up to the oche, it's all sky's fault ffs. what next nodour being bought out by chanel or dior.

Hey, Ugg Boots are a marketing marvel, so hats off to them. Scally's wear them, so they get a bad rep - mind you there more than likely to be copies.

And as for women's darts. How many 180's have you threw? My missus has knocked in quite a few of them.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

ugg boots!

some nice girls around with them on, even in summer, I cant get past the fact their feet must stink to high heaven!

Well apparently, they don't. That's meant to be the attraction in them.

Cost me loads of money, but it's all part of a good relationship, eh? Speaking of which, JonEFC been around recently?

 

[heatmeiser]

I got beaten by a 72 year old woman at darts in a league match years ago.

Haven't played since.

 

[inertia3112]

I used to play a bit in work, when the boss was out mainly, knocked in at least a dozen 180's, best checkout was a 160, cant throw for **** now though.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Hey, Ugg Boots are a marketing marvel, so hats off to them. Scally's wear them, so they get a bad rep - mind you there more than likely to be copies.

And as for women's darts. How many 180's have you threw? My missus has knocked in quite a few of them.

i wasnt havin' a go at women tbh ghost or your mrs.
i just imagined the school gate brigade all out in the local takin' over the tap room and leavin a full tray of pies and black puds untouched, although come to think of it most of them at the school gate would probably demolish them before complaining about weight issues the day after, having driven the 1/4 mile to school.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Had to take the missus to play darts tonight in some velour infested **** heap. Some Ugg boots around, so it had a little class.

She won easily, and even got a 140, but the biggest disappointment for me was not spotting a single hooker down Corporation road.

What the **** is the world coming too?

all the whores were on the kop tonight.