Crimes against food

[blue61]

This is your opportunity to express your disgust with the tinkering of your favourable foods. I'll kick off with cheese with fruit in it. I absolutely love cheese, and don't mind a nice crumbly Wensleydale. So could we please reintroduce the death penalty for the moron who thought it would be a great idea to put cranberries in it.

Anyone brave enough to defend such an abomination, feel free to stand up and be counted. Oh, and feel free to add your own.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Once got some chilli cheese from a stall towards the end of the day cos it was near shutting time and they'd a bit of it left. Was told perfect to top chilli con carne. They were right, mouth and eyes water now at the memory. Cranberries in cheese I'm guessing is a Christmas thing, for the mulled wine drinkers. Acquired taste.

 

[Kurt.]

As someone who has an allergy to most things dairy I hate how restaurants gave menus with things like “Grilled sea bass over a bed of new potatoes and seasonal vegetables” which sounds lovely… only then to ruin it by covering it in some cheesy sauce ffs. And then they look at you like an alien If you request the meal but with no sauce ffs

 

[tommye]

Once got some chilli cheese from a stall towards the end of the day cos it was near shutting time and they'd a bit of it left. Was told perfect to top chilli con carne. They were right, mouth and eyes water now at the memory. Cranberries in cheese I'm guessing is a Christmas thing, for the mulled wine drinkers. Acquired taste.

Cheese with chilli is a blessing from the Gods

 

[verreauxi]

I hate when chef's try to do "creative" variations on a tried-and-true recipe. For example, I once tried "Earl Grey Crème brûlée" and it tasted like a mildewed wet rag that fell out of a dead elk's bunghole. Why would black tea, egg yolks, and vanilla go together...why?

Someone here posted about a pizza that had mint on it. Criminal.

 

[tommye]

As someone who has an allergy to most things dairy I hate how restaurants gave menus with things like “Grilled sea bass over a bed of new potatoes and seasonal vegetables” which sounds lovely… only then to ruin it by covering it in some cheesy sauce ffs

Oh look, here's cryarse with his cheese hate.


Go bum some sheep ye big weirdo

 

[summerisle]

 

[Kurt.]

Oh look, here's cryarse with his cheese hate.


Go bum some sheep ye big weirdo

I’ll bum yer mar lad and cover her in my sauce … see how you like that

 

[tommye]

McDonald's
KFC

Get in the bin

 

[tommye]

I’ll bum yer mar lad and cover her in my sauce … see how you like that

Have you still got her dug up or did you put her back last time?

Make sure you fasten the lid properly this time mate. x

 

[Thomasc]

Cheese with chilli is a blessing from the Gods

Cheese on toast with sweet chilli sauce is a thing of magnificence

 

[blue61]

A minor thing but, restaurants/cafes that put the wedge of lemon on top of a piece of battered fish assuming everyone likes lemon (I do btw). It also makes the batter soggy.

 

[blue61]

Have you still got her dug up or did you put her back last time?

Make sure you fasten the lid properly this time mate. x

RIP Dolly the sheep.

 

[tommye]

 

[Moomin]