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GhostOfDixie

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Got home tonight after picking the wife up from darts, around 1am. I was using her keys for some reason, I think it was because she had got back in the car prior to us going out and we jumped straight back in the car and headed out.

Anyway, we gets home and there is no house key on her keys. So we were locked out. Couldn't break the lock, no windows open. So there we were with a problem.

After about 30 minutes titting about trying to get in, I realised my keys were on the floor by the fridge which I remembered I dropped there 6 hours earlier.

So in to the shed to devise a long hook thing with a brush handle and a mop handle tied together using a skipping rope. Arm through the cat flap and my wife flayling the custom stick around the kitchen. If anyone remembers Going Live and that game they played -

left left left up up down right right

Anyway with me shouting commands and the wife manouvering the custom stick we managed to get in.

Really felt like I achieved something tonight. We had a problem, and my rationale solved the day.
 
Thats awesome. At the last house I was at, I just cracked the window and used a coat hanger to jimmy the latch.

Could have been a cat burglar I reckon
 

It is worrying that it took you over half an hour to break into your own house in the early hours of the morning and none of your neighbours informed the rozzers!!!

Nice one tho Nick!!!
 
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To be honest, no one blinks an eyelid at someone breaking into a house on the Wirral.
Just another baghead"

Your out of order Woolmaster

It is worrying that it took you over half an hour to break into your own house in the early hours of the morning and none of your neighbours informed the rozzers!!!

Nice one tho Nick!!!

Thing is, my next door neighbour is a copper, and he usually has a dog in the back yard but they never heard us.

Tomorrow were going to do over some old biddy's places in Bebington.
 

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