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Big Sams Undies

Player Valuation: £8m
As I see it:
Pickford - Alright but prone to a meltdown
Coleman - Been finished 3 years
Digne - Dreadful form
Keane - Big soft wet lettuce. Coward
Godfrey - Positional liability
Mina - Unreliable
Holgate - Not good enough
Davies - Championship level at best
Gomes - Slowest player in the PL
Delph - Crocked tosser
Gbamin - LOL
Doucoure - Alright
Iwobi - Never hated any Everton player more
Townsend - Started well
Gray - See Townsend
Gordon - Doubt he’ll make it but better than Iwobi
Richarlison - Too good for us
DCL - Decent
Rondon - Joker
Tosun - Can’t believe he’s still here

19 players, 7 at the very most that I’d keep.

Has there ever been a squad as unpopular as these clowns? Most have seen off a few managers yet manage to survive and continue to steal a living.

Top recruitment Brands/ Walshy/Mosh lads.
 

Runub

Player Valuation: £35m
As I see it:
Pickford - Alright but prone to a meltdown
Coleman - Been finished 3 years
Digne - Dreadful form
Keane - Big soft wet lettuce. Coward
Godfrey - Positional liab
Mina - Unreliable
Holgate - Not good enough
Davies - Championship level at best
Gomes - Slowest player in the PL
Delph - Crocked tosser
Gbamin - LOL
Doucoure - Alright
Iwobi - Never hated any Everton player more
Townsend - Started well
Gray - See Townsend
Gordon - Doubt he’ll make it but better than Iwobi
Richarlison - Too good for us
DCL - Decent
Rondon - Joker
Tosun - Can’t believe he’s still here

19 players, 7 at the very most that I’d keep.

Has there ever been a squad as unpopular as these clowns? Most have seen off a few managers yet manage to survive and continue to steal a living.

Top recruitment Brands/ Walshy/Mosh lads.
That’s about right. Depressing isn’t it
 

john jako

Player Valuation: £70m
As I see it:
Pickford - Alright but prone to a meltdown
Coleman - Been finished 3 years
Digne - Dreadful form
Keane - Big soft wet lettuce. Coward
Godfrey - Positional liability
Mina - Unreliable
Holgate - Not good enough
Davies - Championship level at best
Gomes - Slowest player in the PL
Delph - Crocked tosser
Gbamin - LOL
Doucoure - Alright
Iwobi - Never hated any Everton player more
Townsend - Started well
Gray - See Townsend
Gordon - Doubt he’ll make it but better than Iwobi
Richarlison - Too good for us
DCL - Decent
Rondon - Joker
Tosun - Can’t believe he’s still here

19 players, 7 at the very most that I’d keep.

Has there ever been a squad as unpopular as these clowns? Most have seen off a few managers yet manage to survive and continue to steal a living.

Top recruitment Brands/ Walshy/Mosh lads.
Richarlison too good for us but DCL only decent?
 

street end

Player Valuation: £10m
As I see it:
Pickford - Alright but prone to a meltdown
Coleman - Been finished 3 years
Digne - Dreadful form
Keane - Big soft wet lettuce. Coward
Godfrey - Positional liability
Mina - Unreliable
Holgate - Not good enough
Davies - Championship level at best
Gomes - Slowest player in the PL
Delph - Crocked tosser
Gbamin - LOL
Doucoure - Alright
Iwobi - Never hated any Everton player more
Townsend - Started well
Gray - See Townsend
Gordon - Doubt he’ll make it but better than Iwobi
Richarlison - Too good for us
DCL - Decent
Rondon - Joker
Tosun - Can’t believe he’s still here

19 players, 7 at the very most that I’d keep.

Has there ever been a squad as unpopular as these clowns? Most have seen off a few managers yet manage to survive and continue to steal a living.

Top recruitment Brands/ Walshy/Mosh lads.
Mina has been our best defender for a while
 

ArtetaMoney

Player Valuation: £40m
As I see it:
Pickford - Alright but prone to a meltdown
Coleman - Been finished 3 years
Digne - Dreadful form
Keane - Big soft wet lettuce. Coward
Godfrey - Positional liability
Mina - Unreliable
Holgate - Not good enough
Davies - Championship level at best
Gomes - Slowest player in the PL
Delph - Crocked tosser
Gbamin - LOL
Doucoure - Alright
Iwobi - Never hated any Everton player more
Townsend - Started well
Gray - See Townsend
Gordon - Doubt he’ll make it but better than Iwobi
Richarlison - Too good for us
DCL - Decent
Rondon - Joker
Tosun - Can’t believe he’s still here

19 players, 7 at the very most that I’d keep.

Has there ever been a squad as unpopular as these clowns? Most have seen off a few managers yet manage to survive and continue to steal a living.

Top recruitment Brands/ Walshy/Mosh lads.

He’s not Finnish he’s Irish, mate.
 

Dublin blue 75

Player Valuation: £40m
As I see it:
Pickford - Alright but prone to a meltdown
Coleman - Been finished 3 years
Digne - Dreadful form
Keane - Big soft wet lettuce. Coward
Godfrey - Positional liability
Mina - Unreliable
Holgate - Not good enough
Davies - Championship level at best
Gomes - Slowest player in the PL
Delph - Crocked tosser
Gbamin - LOL
Doucoure - Alright
Iwobi - Never hated any Everton player more
Townsend - Started well
Gray - See Townsend
Gordon - Doubt he’ll make it but better than Iwobi
Richarlison - Too good for us
DCL - Decent
Rondon - Joker
Tosun - Can’t believe he’s still here

19 players, 7 at the very most that I’d keep.

Has there ever been a squad as unpopular as these clowns? Most have seen off a few managers yet manage to survive and continue to steal a living.

Top recruitment Brands/ Walshy/Mosh lads.
Harsh on Douc. The rest I agree.
 

Carlito

Player Valuation: £60m
DCL, Richarlison and Gray are good players. I don't necessarily think that any of them have enough quality for a top side, but they could do better than this.

Pickford, Allan, Digne, Mina, Townsend and Doucoure have shown themselves to have high ceilings, but their floors are also very low.

Holgate, Godfrey, Coleman and Gomes are players I've liked in the past, but I've lost faith in them now.

The others aren't worth talking about.
 

MACCA75

Player Valuation: £70m
I can’t remember who said it, but I saw someone asked what is the first thing Newcastle need to change now they have new owners - the answer was ‘the mentality’.

And that is correct. Our team threw the towel in against Villa and did the same today. Those that did (Keane, Davies, and I’m afraid Digne) need binning.
 

bebo86

Player Valuation: £2.5m
I actually think Holgate needs to go in cm before calling him dispensable. We are lost in midfield without dacoure.

Coleman finished but will see out his contract, digne what has happened. Keane is so mentally weak has to go, Delph, iwobi, rondon, gbammin, Tosin, Davies enough said. Sad sad state of affairs.

Gomes needs to go too but start with that lot
 

Leylo

Player Valuation: £20m
As I see it:
Pickford - Alright but prone to a meltdown
Coleman - Been finished 3 years
Digne - Dreadful form
Keane - Big soft wet lettuce. Coward
Godfrey - Positional liability
Mina - Unreliable
Holgate - Not good enough
Davies - Championship level at best
Gomes - Slowest player in the PL
Delph - Crocked tosser
Gbamin - LOL
Doucoure - Alright
Iwobi - Never hated any Everton player more
Townsend - Started well
Gray - See Townsend
Gordon - Doubt he’ll make it but better than Iwobi
Richarlison - Too good for us
DCL - Decent
Rondon - Joker
Tosun - Can’t believe he’s still here

19 players, 7 at the very most that I’d keep.

Has there ever been a squad as unpopular as these clowns? Most have seen off a few managers yet manage to survive and continue to steal a living.

Top recruitment Brands/ Walshy/Mosh lads.
Boom,spot on everything. What do we do now:oops:
 
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