Nymzee
Player Valuation: £150m
Nah these things take half a day or so and people will be on his back instantly anyway. Poor timing.
Just would've been better if he scored more often currently to help us out. Plus our fans can take advantage of that when he scores and sing "he sleeps with your dad" or something, as that is edgy and funny and will definitely make him feel better.
Oh no, half day?!
Honestly just sack him on the spot.