ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"

[matty1878]

Right in the middle of the penalties.....????!!!!

Yearh mate I turned over at the end then as I turned back they both had took one pen each and I watched from there lol

 

[toffeejack]

I was sleeping with a girl earlier this week and turned her around to *whistles*, to see she had a liverpool tattoo on her back. So i got up and she said "where are you going?" "to turn the light off", i said. She didn't ask why; it was still too bright because of the lamposts outside so i decided to stare at the wall instead for the full 3 unsatisfying minutes.

I've been making up excuses since and telling her i'm not a guy who has one night stands. She was talking earlier about putting her RS top on getting ready for the game ... i think right now is the perfect time to let her know it was a one night stand and that i'm a horrible human being!

 

[thirdmantackle]

I was sleeping with a girl earlier this week and turned her around to *whistles*, to see she had a liverpool tattoo on her back. So i got up and she said "where are you going?" "to turn the light off", i said. She didn't ask why; it was still too bright because of the lamposts outside so i decided to stare at the wall instead for the full 3 unsatisfying minutes.

I've been making up excuses since and telling her i'm not a guy who has one night stands. She was talking earlier about putting her RS top on getting ready for the game ... i think right now is the perfect time to let her know it was a one night stand and that i'm a horrible human being!

tell her you have chlamydia
still not worse than being an RS supporter

 

[helpimonfire]

 

[No8Bally]

I was sleeping with a girl earlier this week and turned her around to *whistles*, to see she had a liverpool tattoo on her back. So i got up and she said "where are you going?" "to turn the light off", i said. She didn't ask why; it was still too bright because of the lamposts outside so i decided to stare at the wall instead for the full 3 unsatisfying minutes.

I've been making up excuses since and telling her i'm not a guy who has one night stands. She was talking earlier about putting her RS top on getting ready for the game ... i think right now is the perfect time to let her know it was a one night stand and that i'm a horrible human being!

I seriously don't see any future in that relationship.

 

[toffeejack]

I seriously don't see any future in that relationship.

i met her on tinder, she knew exactly what it was

 

[dandydan]

Anyone done a price comparison of the two lineups today?

Ssshh. We're rich now so don't talk about such things.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

At least it is a short train ride home to High Wycombe for their fans.

 

[weaf]

I was sleeping with a girl earlier this week and turned her around to *whistles*, to see she had a liverpool tattoo on her back. So i got up and she said "where are you going?" "to turn the light off", i said. She didn't ask why; it was still too bright because of the lamposts outside so i decided to stare at the wall instead for the full 3 unsatisfying minutes.

I've been making up excuses since and telling her i'm not a guy who has one night stands. She was talking earlier about putting her RS top on getting ready for the game ... i think right now is the perfect time to let her know it was a one night stand and that i'm a horrible human being!

Mate, you're doing it all wrong. You lull her in with gifts, take her away, Be nice to her. Let this go on for months. She falls in love with you. She gives herself to you, you are her world. Then you disappear. Don't give her any reason. Never contact her again. She will forever have an empty hole in heart. She will replay the relationship in her head for years wondering what she did wrong. She'll never trust another man. Ever.

Do that.

 

[matty1878]

I was sleeping with a girl earlier this week and turned her around to *whistles*, to see she had a liverpool tattoo on her back. So i got up and she said "where are you going?" "to turn the light off", i said. She didn't ask why; it was still too bright because of the lamposts outside so i decided to stare at the wall instead for the full 3 unsatisfying minutes.

I've been making up excuses since and telling her i'm not a guy who has one night stands. She was talking earlier about putting her RS top on getting ready for the game ... i think right now is the perfect time to let her know it was a one night stand and that i'm a horrible human being!

I'm in stitches mate lol

 

[dandydan]

i met her on tinder, she knew exactly what it was

A kopite on tinder that does anal on the first date? She sounds like a keeper.

 

[Efcjake]

I was sleeping with a girl earlier this week and turned her around to *whistles*, to see she had a liverpool tattoo on her back. So i got up and she said "where are you going?" "to turn the light off", i said. She didn't ask why; it was still too bright because of the lamposts outside so i decided to stare at the wall instead for the full 3 unsatisfying minutes.

I've been making up excuses since and telling her i'm not a guy who has one night stands. She was talking earlier about putting her RS top on getting ready for the game ... i think right now is the perfect time to let her know it was a one night stand and that i'm a horrible human being!

Bleach it lad. It's the only way.

 

[davek]

Get used to it Jurgen....

...Dortmund is looking good again about now.

Pfffft!

 

[Jacob]

It's a futile exercise looking for logic in a kopite's head my friend.

Even a brain bring in situ is a moot point never mind logic !!

 

[jaycee]

The best thing about it all is not having to see that slack jawed Horrendouson pick a trophy up has there ever been a skipper more useless than it? He is the height of averageness