ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"

[degsy]

They're not Apache on us.. In fact they're all Kont Ikis.

Flingle Bunt !

 

[Jacob]

"it will play the melody of ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ on the hour as Kenny Dalglish appears at the top"

It was that bit that convinced me it was a piss take.

And then I clicked the link.

When I was sent this yesterday, I didnt post it straightaway on here as it looked like something Id do myself as a joke - especially when you click the link and see the grotesque photo. But its genuine off the Bradford Exchange site. Love the way they've put the horrible stand roof on it too...though mine would've had paving slabs hanging off the pendulums.

 

[ToffeeDan]

When I was sent this yesterday, I didnt post it straightaway on here as it looked like something Id do myself as a joke - especially when you click the link and see the grotesque photo. But its genuine off the Bradford Exchange site. Love the way they've put the horrible stand roof on it too...though mine would've had paving slabs hanging off the pendulums.

If you want the full set of LFC Clocks

The 80s edition - Aldo comes racing out the front door with a menacing look threatening anyone in an Everton shirt..

The 70s edition - Terry McDermott urinating from the top (owners will need to top the reserve tank up though) and the 60s version has Shankly talking incessant s***e every 15 minutes.

The 50s version just doesn't work at all and the 2014 one slips at about 5 on a Sunday afternoon (though the nice shiny team coach coming out on the hour is a nice feature and a definite upgrade on the 14 man West Ham bound Away Day Train in the earlier versions)

The 2015-6 version features the full team celebration which can be activated after any embarrassing draw with inferior opposition at Anfield.

 

[ste d' indica]

 

[49ers]

​

I can imagine this monument to bad taste will be on many an RS's letter to Father Christmas this year. The text to the advert is reminiscent of some of our finest mock ups on here. Pity it wouldn't allow me to upload the photo.

http://www.bradford.co.uk/liverpoolclock.html

Liverpool FC Stadium Clock
Celebrate the pride of Liverpool F.C. with an officially licensed first-of-a-kind, limited to 999 editions worldwide
Exclusively available from The Bradford Exchange – you won't find this edition anywhere else!
Officially licensed
Precision Quartz movement
Features the iconic Shankly Gate with models of Bill Shankly and Bob Paisley
Plays the melody ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ on the hour
Delivery is anticipated in December
Measure: Measures 8.5 inches (22 cm) in width x 12 inches (30.5 cm) in height x 5.5 inches (15 cm) in depth
Product Number: 426-BRI04.01
£197.94 S&H: £9.99
Available in 6 installments of £ 32.99

Comes with our famous 365-day guarantee

Details
A UNIQUE AND OFFICIALLY LICENSED LIVERPOOL FC STADIUM CLOCK, EXCLUSIVE TO THE BRADFORD EXCHANGE – If Liverpool FC is your team, then celebrate their winning heritage every day with this handcrafted sculpted Stadium Clock. Featuring the Shankly Gate and models of Bill Shankly and Bob Paisley, it will play the melody of ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ on the hour as Kenny Dalglish appears at the top. The lower part of the clock will feature the Anfield Tunnel sign and, on the hour, four of LIverpool FC’s greatest players - Ray Clemence, Ian Rush, Steven Gerrard and Kevin Keegan – will revolve around the base to the Liverpool F.C. anthem: ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’.

A superb detail will be the five stars on the clockface at five o’clock – celebrating five European Cup wins. Each clock will be handcrafted with a faux pendulum with the LFC crest, and two golden bas relief footballs.

This is Official Merchandise of Liverpool FC so you’ll also receive a Certificate of Authenticity, free. Meticulously handcrafted, this precision Quartz movement edition depicts the famed Anfield Stadium, complete with Liver Birds and the Liverpool F.C. insignia. Outside, a game is being played on the lush pitch. For the perfect finishing touch, the suspended weights are reminiscent of footballs.

This unique edition will be accompanied by a Certificate of Authenticity and our 365-day guarantee. It is limited to just 999 editions worldwide – as Liverpool have a global fan base of 580 million people, this means that only 1 in every 580,000 Liverpool fans will be able to own this clock! Order now!

Christ it's hideous. Like something knocked by a Swiss kopite that's overdone it on the Schnapps.

Takes a special class of t#@t to buy that and put in your home.

 

[Minimeister]

 

[ste d' indica]

 

[tsubaki]

 

[toffeejack]

who's koloo tooway?

mind could be worse, at least it's only a minority, i mean it'd be properly embarrassing if their team actually did it.

 

[chrissyjack]

What the hell lol

 

[toffeejack]

who's koloo tooway?

mind could be worse, at least it's only a minority, i mean it'd be properly embarrassing if their team actually did it.

... oh

 

[toffeejack]

​

I can imagine this monument to bad taste will be on many an RS's letter to Father Christmas this year. The text to the advert is reminiscent of some of our finest mock ups on here. Pity it wouldn't allow me to upload the photo.

http://www.bradford.co.uk/liverpoolclock.html

Liverpool FC Stadium Clock
Celebrate the pride of Liverpool F.C. with an officially licensed first-of-a-kind, limited to 999 editions worldwide
Exclusively available from The Bradford Exchange – you won't find this edition anywhere else!
Officially licensed
Precision Quartz movement
Features the iconic Shankly Gate with models of Bill Shankly and Bob Paisley
Plays the melody ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ on the hour
Delivery is anticipated in December
Measure: Measures 8.5 inches (22 cm) in width x 12 inches (30.5 cm) in height x 5.5 inches (15 cm) in depth
Product Number: 426-BRI04.01
£197.94 S&H: £9.99
Available in 6 installments of £ 32.99

Comes with our famous 365-day guarantee

Details
A UNIQUE AND OFFICIALLY LICENSED LIVERPOOL FC STADIUM CLOCK, EXCLUSIVE TO THE BRADFORD EXCHANGE – If Liverpool FC is your team, then celebrate their winning heritage every day with this handcrafted sculpted Stadium Clock. Featuring the Shankly Gate and models of Bill Shankly and Bob Paisley, it will play the melody of ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ on the hour as Kenny Dalglish appears at the top. The lower part of the clock will feature the Anfield Tunnel sign and, on the hour, four of LIverpool FC’s greatest players - Ray Clemence, Ian Rush, Steven Gerrard and Kevin Keegan – will revolve around the base to the Liverpool F.C. anthem: ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’.

A superb detail will be the five stars on the clockface at five o’clock – celebrating five European Cup wins. Each clock will be handcrafted with a faux pendulum with the LFC crest, and two golden bas relief footballs.

This is Official Merchandise of Liverpool FC so you’ll also receive a Certificate of Authenticity, free. Meticulously handcrafted, this precision Quartz movement edition depicts the famed Anfield Stadium, complete with Liver Birds and the Liverpool F.C. insignia. Outside, a game is being played on the lush pitch. For the perfect finishing touch, the suspended weights are reminiscent of footballs.

This unique edition will be accompanied by a Certificate of Authenticity and our 365-day guarantee. It is limited to just 999 editions worldwide – as Liverpool have a global fan base of 580 million people, this means that only 1 in every 580,000 Liverpool fans will be able to own this clock! Order now!

ever der 365 day guarantee is famoos

 

[ianefc]

Gonna be some atmosphere tomorrow

 

[toffeejack]

haha

 

[roydo]

Whoever does those needs a medal. They are absolutely brilliant.

*puts mod hat on*

But can be in a bit of bad taste.