England Need a Center Forward

[Wildcat]

Crouch, Heskey,are they all we have admited crouch scores goals, but looks like a gairaff on speed,slow and ungamely definitly not a class act, heskey spends most of the time on his arse,

we need someone who can put himself about ,use the ball to create in the box and can score goals,
i think Carlton Cole would be a good contender, whos your candidate

 

[Nordecke]

Crouch, Heskey,are they all we have admited crouch scores goals, but looks like a gairaff on speed,slow and ungamely definitly not a class act, heskey spends most of the time on his arse,

we need someone who can put himself about ,use the ball to create in the box and can score goals,
i think Carlton Cole would be a good contender, whos your candidate

Im a big fan of Crouch honestly.... I think Rooney could play the role well, or even Bent

 

[chicoazul]

Hi mate, when you say "we" you are isolating most of the Everton fan base there who really don't give a [Poor language removed] about England.

I hope they talk Ian Marshall out of retirement to play up front.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Shearer will probably be there for the BBC commentating. Tell him to bring his boots.

 

[Rook]

Its a pity Dickov was born in Scotland.

 

[chicoazul]

Its a pity Dickov was born in Scotland.

Nah, just a shame he wasn't American.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Nah, just a shame he wasn't American.

Or any good.

 

[chicoazul]

Or any good.

He's our missing jigsaw piece, take that back at once lid.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

He's our missing jigsaw piece, take that back at once lid.

What kind of Jigsaw is it? The who was nearly who of the 1990's?

 

[chicoazul]

What kind of Jigsaw is it? The who was nearly who of the 1990's?

The jigsaw is entitled "He's well better than John Spencer".

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

The jigsaw is entitled "He's well better than John Spencer".

Thats one big jigsaw there lid.

 

[chicoazul]

In a comparative sense only mate. Although if you brought out a jigsaw entitled "He's well better than Paul Dickov" then you clearly wouldn't have a jigsaw. Just an empty box, and some silicon gel.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

In a comparative sense only mate. Although if you brought out a jigsaw entitled "He's well better than Paul Dickov" then you clearly wouldn't have a jigsaw. Just an empty box, and some silicon gel.

An empty box and silicon gel. Sounds like a night in with Susan Boyle.

 

[Rook]

In a comparative sense only mate. Although if you brought out a jigsaw entitled "He's well better than Paul Dickov" then you clearly wouldn't have a jigsaw. Just an empty box, and some silicon gel.

Actually it would just be an empty box. No one tells Paul Dickov not to eat the silicon gel.

 

[chicoazul]

Actually it would just be an empty box. No one tells Paul Dickov not to eat the silicon gel.

He snorts that [Poor language removed]. Straight up, no messing about, keys a sachet in at a time.