Match Thread Everton 2-3 AFC Bournemouth (Sat 31 Aug 3:00 PM)

[miami]

Losing headers in our area left right and centre, luckily we have a 6' 6" £17m centre half glued to the bench. Oh I forgot the new Everton motto "Nil premier league experience Optimum " Dyche you gravel voiced tit.

Pickford is a great shot stopper, but when it comes to crosses, he just stays inside his 6 yd box. What was he doing with the low cross to their first goal? Anybody?

 

[ADT]

Gang of absolute losers

 

[Obes]

“…these don’t know how to win a game of football, lads”

Yeah, you don’t kin know how to either you wotsit.

 

[jaybx1878]

Deffo a social experiment following this club

 

[mikel_88]

Why the hell he didnt bring on james garner is crazy for me at 80/85 minutes think is defo on the manager poor game mangement but does not take away from weak minded players

 

[jazzy]

Disgraceful by Everton. I'm disgusted by Dyche and this team. Totally in control and he takes Ndayie and DCL off and we collapse.

He hasnt got a clue. They haven't got a back bone.

I despise Dyche and this team. Just relegate us now .

 

[Sona]

Yep. Just relentless misery.

Perfect summation. Abject misery and it is indeed relentless too.

 

[Sussex]

When we capitulate, we don't mess about, we do it with style.

 

[BlueStevie35]

I didn't see the game - last thing I heard it was 2-0. What the hell happened??

Dyche happened

 

[Bristol Blue]

There’s me thinking, the confidence going forward when 2 nil up was gonna be so good.

But the way they lost that is an absolute killer. These lot don’t have the mentality to come back from this.

Haven’t seen us so comfortable in a game for ages. We’re f’king done for

 

[Look to the future]

That was awful. Another low point

 

[Bedfordblue]

Iliman Ndiaye MoM.
Unlucky not to get at least one goal, constant menace stretching them, lovely skills and left his teammates with a healthy 2:0 lead with 10 mins of normal time to go after his manager had seen quite enough of that for one afternoon and went safety first.

 

[mceverton]

I feel too numb to be annoyed, it’s a complete farce

 

[BOS10]

Hi

I just can not understand the substitution taking Iliman Ndiaye off with 15 mins left and replacing him with Doucoure. I just dont understand it he was bossing the game and Bournemouth were running scared, Mad bad and very sad.

 

[thorney33]

Pack of feckless, gutless losers.