Everton, Faith, and the Internet

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I was browsing the net for inspiration around all things Everton. Some divine or cosmic guidance, if you will.

There's a whole host of material in sone way related to Everton and 'Faith'. From fans berating Dyche:



To these guys named after the club preaching or communing:





Yet I've not really found anything to scratch the itch.

Anyone got suggestions?

 

[kev]

Yet I've not really found anything to scratch the itch.

Anyone got suggestions?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

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Technically you soothe the itch.

Ffs.

 

[kev]

Technically you soothe the itch.

Ffs.

Scratch away

 

[dublinbluenose]

Bleach helps

 

[Jimishorts]

Anyone got suggestions?

How about the mods nuke as many of your threads as they do chicos.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Did someone mention Voodoo?

 

[COYBL25]

Our erstwhile cosmic healer, from the greater Widnes area could be of help.

He may have over stretched himself though, with his latest YouTube offerings, ranging from how to clear green moss from your patio, to how to buy a Premier League football club, by using your child’s trust fund, in three easy steps.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

How about the mods nuke as many of your threads as they do chicos.

I'm sorry man, I don't know why the mods pick on @chicoazul as much. My threads are objectively 17% more ridiculous than his. One of life's enduring mysteries.

 

[chicoazul]

I'm sorry man, I don't know why the mods pick on @chicoazul as much. My threads are objectively 17% more ridiculous than his. One of life's enduring mysteries.

As long stated I’m the victim of incredible oppression on here.

 

[Jimishorts]

As long stated I’m the victim of deserved oppression on here.

*fixed

 

[Lapeno77]

As long stated I’m the victim of incredible oppression on here.