GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
The final home game of the season will already have seen us confirmed as relegated by then, so what better a time to gather and celebrate the 'good times' we've all had in the past years as Everton fans.
The players will be parking their Aston Martins and Bentleys in the Park End staff car park, but please use public transportation if you can and arrive promptly around 11pm so that William "Bill" Kenwright can reminisce about the success we've had during his tenure.
A leaked transcript has revealed that he'll be talking about:
~ How he bravely fought off the Abu Dhabi Royal family for ownership of Everton.
~ How we took the lead in a domestic cup final!
~ How we slayed the mighty FC Alkmaar and ruined their fantastic home record.
~ How we were able to snare the legendary Wayne Rooney back to his rightful home at the end of his career.
~ How we were able to spend 400m on transfers and recoup 2m of it.
It's guaranteed to be a moving service, so please bring a spare hankie for those who forget theirs.
NIL SUCCESS, NIL OPTIMISM
The players will be parking their Aston Martins and Bentleys in the Park End staff car park, but please use public transportation if you can and arrive promptly around 11pm so that William "Bill" Kenwright can reminisce about the success we've had during his tenure.
A leaked transcript has revealed that he'll be talking about:
~ How he bravely fought off the Abu Dhabi Royal family for ownership of Everton.
~ How we took the lead in a domestic cup final!
~ How we slayed the mighty FC Alkmaar and ruined their fantastic home record.
~ How we were able to snare the legendary Wayne Rooney back to his rightful home at the end of his career.
~ How we were able to spend 400m on transfers and recoup 2m of it.
It's guaranteed to be a moving service, so please bring a spare hankie for those who forget theirs.
NIL SUCCESS, NIL OPTIMISM
