Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[hullefc]

If Shelvey had a brain he would be a very good footballer.

 

[ijjysmith]

swansea spending their shelvey money on naismith and gibson?!

Paul Riley
@footballfactman
Breaking: Swansea set to sign Everton pair Darron Gibson and Steven Naismith subject to medical

Football........

Fact.....man

 

[Ashtonian]

haha shows you how exciting this month is going to be when the biggest transfer tussle so far seems to be for gibson mcgeady and naismith.

 

[toffeejack]

Sound lad, you bummed shiny head.

Doesnt mean we should sign him.

not for the price newcastle are paying nah. with him out of favour and less than the £5m they paid he'd be a decent squad member (based on ability) if we want to be european regulars. But his attitude makes him a no no for a club like us.

 

[BlueLlama]

*masturbates furiously

 

[MartSlinger]

Football........

Fact.....man

Tbf, could see Swansea being after Gibson to replace Shelvey like.

 

[Mashtray]

hopefully we don't end up with blue balls..multiple puns intended

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

swansea spending their shelvey money on naismith and gibson?!

Paul Riley
@footballfactman
Breaking: Swansea set to sign Everton pair Darron Gibson and Steven Naismith subject to medical

Seems Legit....

*masturbates furiously

Mate, don't get too excited yet, that account is speculative jarg.

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Seems Legit....



Mate, don't get too excited yet, that account is speculative jarg.

Apart from when they say its off and everyone believes it?

 

[snipellis11]

I don't know if my heart can handle all this Yarmolenko stuff again.

 

[ArtetaMagic]

swansea spending their shelvey money on naismith and gibson?!

Paul Riley
@footballfactman
Breaking: Swansea set to sign Everton pair Darron Gibson and Steven Naismith subject to medical

A medical? Surely that's Gibson ruled out!

 

[neil999]

mr clubcall must have been so annoyed when twitter was invented...

 

[tmgc]

A medical? Surely that's Gibson ruled out!

"We've noticed a problem with your hip on the scan Darron."

"Would it help if i remove this flask of whisky doctor?"

 

[The Hibbert Agenda]

Football........

Fact.....man

worst. superhero. ever.

 

[Lowste]

"We've noticed a problem with your hip on the scan Darron."

"Would it help if i remove this flask of whisky doctor?"

Blood tests should be fun