Match Thread Everton v Arsenal - Barely a preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Joey66]

Would love that but it won't make a difference if we don't have the ball.

Might as well as the midfield for us is non existent

 

[Martin Alvito]

They don't look a unit. No cohesion. Easy to knock individuals, but what's the strategy?

Never been a Dyche specialty, tbh. He knows what the pieces can do, but not how to coordinate them.

 

[MACCA75]

Look at the 3 names i posted. We have 3 better ones on the bench that can pass and attack.

I don’t know what to tell you if you think this would be a different game if Patterson, Garner (and Christ knows who else you are thinking of) were on the pitch.

 

[aglee]

Hoof

Shhhhh. Don't let the opposition know our cunning plan ffs!

 

[DanB90]

Would you be happy carrying on with this crap game but we get a point?

Or go more attacking??

I honestly don’t think I’ll be happy until Everton no longer exist.

 

[davek]

Would you be happy carrying on with this crap game but we get a point?

Or go more attacking??

Yes. 100%.

 

[Cjplennon]

Clearly offside sorry Gary..

Clearly, even that swcond pass to the goal scorer looked well offside. Gary needs to feck off back to OT and cry over the Glaziers some more.

 

[Bwana]

To be fair, there is a school of thought that life itself is a simulation, so it would be ironic for the simulated ref to book a fellow simulated person for simulation.

All of this is just a brain floating in a dark void of space, reflecting the happenings of the heat dead Universe. Then on the other hand, Everton can also be just a book written by a cage of monkeys with infinite time to spare.

Quite simply an embarrassing half of football. No exaggeration, that was the worst 45 mins from Everton I might have seen since the last time Liverpool embarrassed us.

No doubt Dyche will think all is rosey simply because Arsenal forgot how to score. Should all be utterly humiliated at that, nobody can pass a ball, no shape, played through like butter whenever Arsenal tried it. Shocking

Mmm... Doncaster away....

 

[Davideeyore]

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[Daveysgingerlovechild]

On holiday in Spain. Last two times I've watched Ev abroad Maupay scored to beat West Ham and I had a magic drunken evening in Toulouse when we beat Brighton 5-1.

So,me being a superstitious tit, I hoped we'd do Arsenal.

All they're doing so far is make me throw Estrella down my neck at pace.

C'mon ev, ffs!

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Hoof

They don’t even seem to be doing that.

 

[gonetomorrow]

It's going to have to be a thumping 30 yarder from someone to win this.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Yes. 100%.

A point here is a point won

 

[aglee]

Remember when you compared him with Diego Simeone?

May have been referring to handsomeness

 

[OneTrueLegend]

It’s a tough watch because we are content to let them have the ball and we just try and keep our shape.
I really don’t like us playing it along the back 4 when they are playing such a high press, I feel like the way to beat their press is play it quickly up to Beto and get support in around him