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Everton v WBA. 31st March at 15.00.

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chicoazul

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Two down, one to go in a week that’s as good as it’s been for a long while really. If over enthusiastic, carried-away-too-easily previews with dull puns and tired old clichés aren’t your thing then it’s best to swerve reading further and just continue to enjoy us being sort of boss at the moment.

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Too many times in the past ten years, excepting some big one off league games, we’ve failed to do the business when it really matters and let’s not get too carried away as we’re still two tough games away from any sort of trophy but we’ve got that tantalising tie of the sh*te, at Wembley, in the semi final of the FA Cup. Not a boss sh*te like every other time we’ve played them at Wembley, but a vulnerable half arse over valued sh*te who are twitching over us getting through to face them. Sack their bravado, they’re sh*tting it and there’s no pressure on us. After all, it was only recently that they proved their dominance wasn’t it?
Weren’t they quick to boast about an easy six points off us for the season?

They didn’t see this coming and they’ve got far more to lose than us.

In both games this week we’ve seen an Everton play as well as they have for a long while, going to two difficult away games and utterly dominating for the most part, playing some super fusbal along the way. To top it off it’s entirely feasible that we could end up above the far too aforementioned sh*te in the league by the end of the week too.

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So, next up at Goodison are West Brom, the jarg Villa from somewhere in the middle of the country where they speak funny and have meffy jeans. Boing!! Boing Boing!! ! You bad tits.

Under the guidance of the piss stained owl this season they started really well and then went crap and then went good then crap and I’m not sure where about their up to at the moment in their bi polar state but they’ve just been handed their arse at the Hawthorns on Sunday by Newcastle.

It’s so set up for us to get beat.

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Thankfully it’s a home game so we’ll be spared a trip to West Brom where the locals are friendly enough but a Saturday night living it up is like walking into a carbon copy of The Hitman and Her, complete with hairstyles and fashions of the time. If lacquered hair on men and women and leather pants are your thing then you’ll be pleased to know it’s less than ninety minutes down the road.

It’s the ninety minutes on the pitch that will matter on Saturday and the talk from their camp is about reverting back to a 4-4-2 this week, which would probably suit us better with the extra man in midfield. They have three decent strikers to choose from but it would probably be Odenwingie and heart throb of the caravan girls himself, Shane Long. They’re set up decently as an away team and you can see why, they’re usually resolute and have pace on the counter attack with a couple of decent goal scorers.

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That odious bell Schwarner has been glowing about scoring four goals in front on the Gwladys Street which is fair enough, but he’s no Efan Ekoku and the man is a gigantic bulb with his fancy hair and eccentric ways. He’ll be joined in midfield by a couple of their other lids, most notable he with the ace left foot in midfield, their captain Chris Brunt.

Their defence to be perfectly frank is not very good.

We’ve got no mid week games so now is not for the meek or the squad rotation, play our best lids and get after that seventh place as it’s there for anyone who wants it.

Up front there’s been something of a revolution recently. Stracquilarsi started it all by running round like a beaked up Sunday player loon but his thing is all about perspiration and flying the [Poor language removed] into the opposition at will. Let’s not write it off. Spunking that five million or so on Jelavic is looking more and more like another inspired piece of business. I still don’t reckon we’ll see the best of him til next season but the three recent goals have been chances our other players would have probably missed and stuck away with the swagger of sixteen year old lad who’s just got his nuts for the first time.

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There’s other elements of his game which help, we can throw sort of aimed balls forward and drop them in just behind their defence and he’ll make the most of them. His link up play is of a decent sort and he’s no slouch in the air. You can see the other players rate him and long may it continue. He’s got transfer request at the end of next season’s 22 goal season all over him anyway.

The ghost of Cahill past has turned up and that’s just swell. There’s been few nicer things to warm any blue’s heart than the sight of our number seventeen pissing the opposition off through hard work, boss headers and assorted snidery. He’s in the twilight of his times with us so I’m hoping I get an extended period of just watching him doing his thing. If he doesn’t start then get the Argentinian up there with Jelavic.

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The bass talking braided boss Christian was imperious against Swansea in that second half, can’t wait to see him back. Special mention though for Magaye Gueye who had a very good game indeed on Tuesday. He hasn’t got any pace and is as good at beating a man as Rhianna but he’s got a touch, a very decent cross and good awareness. Let’s see how he rolls rather than putting undue pressure on him. Drenthe was on compassionate leave and I hope the man sorts out whatever it is troubling him. This game, with their average full backs, would be made for him if he’s arsed.

Gibson has done well this week. I was scratching my head about him previously but I can see some of what he brings to the team. His workrate is better than I thought, he takes up genuinely good positions and has that good one touch passing and time thing on the ball that any United player has. It’s miles too early to be painting him as some sort of latter day Paul Bracewell but hopefully he’ll start and continue to do well. Fellaini seems like an all conquering beast when the Derry man is on the pitch so no complaints there. Speaking of Fellaini, he’s two bookings or indeed two yellow cards in the same game away from missing the semi final. I’d play him for this and if he gets a booking then make him sit the following two out. We’ll be needing him.

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Heitinga and Distin are doing a good impression of Jagielka and Lescott in their good days as we’re likely to see for a while. The Dutchman in particular is a shoe in for player of the season if he keeps it going til the end of the season. The big benefit you get from him is the composure and distribution of the ball from the back, we’re far less likely to smash a ball forward while he’s there. With Wembley places to play for and Jagielka (who was excellent against Swansea) chomping at the bit then we shouldn’t be shipping too many goals in the next couple of weeks. Baines will start at left back and credit to Neville who was superb against Sunderland. That shoulder charge was great, it gave Cattermole and Bardsley – self appointed first and second cock of Sunderland – the chance to make even bigger tits of themselves.

So as you see it’s all the joy of spring after this week so in customary Everton fashion its set up beautifully for WBA to cruelly rinse us.

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Do you know what? Even if they do you won’t get rid of this smile on my ugly grid. We’re on the up again and while it’s probably not sustainable or the dawning of a brave new era, it just feels good to for Everton to be boss again. Like when you’re on top of your game in school at nearest (pitch and toss for the wools) and standies for two is happening all over the show. We’re in that groove.

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Once again,Everton play against a team most expect us to beat,so will we turn up v a team like this or not as sometimes we never turn up v the teams we are suppose to beat-a few thought we could not beat swansea or sunderland but we did,think we will turn up and beat west brom and win 2-0/2-1.
 
The piss stained owl hahahahaha.

On an unrelated note, Magaye Gueye has got the worst moonhead ever.
 
Mighty fine. A segway worthy of Baines and Pienaar, pop references with a car incident and a shout for a former LB that scored like Romario. Just beautiful.

As for Brom, they are the midlands team tbf. Missed Dorrans, and have a couple of quality players. They shut City out back at christmas and the world and his w@nker were sploofing nice things about Olsson and the rest. Foster is no bad keeper.

Place for place we should have the beating of them, just like a certain game recently away, we just have to turn up and put the pedal to the metal.
Also I didn't mind the Hodge from his time before the filth, he got an unfair crack over there and only added to the glare of the player power they allow that completely undermines every aspect of them as a sporting endeavour.

Anyway, we'll snot deez, and they'll pay for the priv-lid-ge.
 
I've always liked West Brom, apart from 68 obviously, they don't take themselves too seriously, they know their place. But they have decent enough fans who don't get too upset when we give them a good stuffing. We'll batter them 3-0........
 

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