Match Thread Everton 0-3 Brighton - Sat 17 Aug 2024 - Kick Off: 15:00

[tommye]

I have a nailed on tip. Cash in all your shares, use your mortgage payment, borrow the kids savings, borrow your families savings, sell your car and use the money, sell a kidney and put it all on Minteh to score. You’ll thank me at 5pm Saturday.

@Goat @GrandOldTeam @tommye @chicoazul

Done.


I'm coming to live with you if this goes tits up Michael.

 

[DanB90]

Aren’t Brighton managed by a sixth former?

Got to be beating these.

 

[micknick]

Done.


I'm coming to live with you if this goes tits up Michael.

You can live in the basement as long as you wear that gimp suit again and appear when summoned.

I’m actually optimistic that after Minteh scores we’ll do ok.

 

[tommye]

You can live in the basement as long as you wear that gimp suit again and appear when summoned.

I’m actually optimistic that after Minteh scores we’ll do ok.

On my way already...

 

[steven]

Aren’t Brighton managed by a sixth former?

Got to be beating these.

Rumours are that Ashley Young is old enough to be his great grandfather

 

[steven]

He's been nothing but a calamity in defence since he arrived here. That's why no Everton manager has wanted to play him.

Also, "physically fitter"? He's running back in to defence after being caught upfield with his head back and tongue hanging out. The unfittest 22 year old we've ever had.

Gerald Deulofeu says hi...never have I seen a player look more like he was smoking 20 a day.

 

[davek]

Gerald Deulofeu says hi...never have I seen a player look more like he was smoking 20 a day.

Deulofeu did what he was supposed to do though: provide chances for others and take a couple or so for himself.

Patterson is not fit and not fit for purpose.

 

[Dublin blue 75]

Keane starting on Saturday even when we have just spent hugely on a new CB (who had higher level experience last year than Keane also) will be a worrying bellwether for the coming weeks until JB recovers or is sold.

I really thought the days of starting Keane were behind us. If he starts him, it’s a self inflicted wound to Dyche.

 

[matty1878]

Keane starting on Saturday even when we have just spent hugely on a new CB (who had higher level experience last year than Keane also) will be a worrying bellwether for the coming weeks until JB recovers or is sold.

I really thought the days of starting Keane were behind us. If he starts him, it’s a self inflicted wound to Dyche.

we won’t

 

[RomanReigns]

can dyche mastermind a win against a young and hungry 31 year old manager

would be embarassing for him if he got outclassed by a kid right?

 

[Dublin blue 75]

we won’t

I hope and pray you are accurate sir! JOB has also scored twice in pre-season, levels between them.

 

[Ring master]

We are going for 6 wins in a row at home for 1st time in 5 years, while 18 of our last 19 league wins at Goodison (Staring with a 2-0 win v Leeds in Feb 2022) we have won without conceding (That Palace 3-2 in may 2022 match been the only match we won when conceding). Our last 14 wins home have came without conceding since that palace match.

I see a lot of 1-0s. that would not surprise me, neither would a 1-1 draw

 

[Goat]

I have a nailed on tip. Cash in all your shares, use your mortgage payment, borrow the kids savings, borrow your families savings, sell your car and use the money, sell a kidney and put it all on Minteh to score. You’ll thank me at 5pm Saturday.

@Goat @GrandOldTeam @tommye @chicoazul

He won't score, none of them will.

An easy 4-0 victory for us, DCL with all 4.

 

[Milkman]

I have a nailed on tip. Cash in all your shares, use your mortgage payment, borrow the kids savings, borrow your families savings, sell your car and use the money, sell a kidney and put it all on Minteh to score. You’ll thank me at 5pm Saturday.

@Goat @GrandOldTeam @tommye @chicoazul

Surer than a Michael Keane own goal

 

[Milkman]

Didn't Branthwaite start last season on the bench even though everybody on here could see he was ready to play?