Farting WAGS

[bobbyrob]

Is your wife or Girlfreind a let it go and stink the place out or is she the Silent typeMine reckons she never does

 

[lukecrossland]

Bit of both. She does blame the dog though.

 

[bluebastardo]

She never farts in company, but beware kissing her ass if she is asleep.

 

[Whitebootman]

The good lady claims she never does. Who am I to argue.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I was sat in my car, patiently waiting for the bint to complete her shopping in Asda, window roled down having a relaxing smoke, when a mini pulls up behind me, i see in my wing mirror that a leggy brunette gets out of the car, i thought to myself " shaft that ", she adjusts her hair, looks around and lets rip with a massive thunderclap of a fart, she then proceeds to walk past my open window when she discovers that she was not alone when she's notes the look of sheer horror and disgust on my face.

God how i lolled.

 

[bobbyrob]

I was sat in my car, patiently waiting for the bint to complete her shopping in Asda, window roled down having a relaxing smoke, when a mini pulls up behind me, i see in my wing mirror that a leggy brunette gets out of the car, i thought to myself " shaft that ", she adjusts her hair, looks around and lets rip with a massive thunderclap of a fart, she then proceeds to walk past my open window when she discovers that she was not alone when she's notes the look of sheer horror and disgust on my face.

God how i lolled.

So did ya

 

[Vim Fuego]

She was a fookin stunner mate, and she knew it, but when she dropped her guts like that it more than curbed my caveman desire for axe wound.

 

[BlueTak]

I was sat in my car, patiently waiting for the bint to complete her shopping in Asda, window roled down having a relaxing smoke, when a mini pulls up behind me, i see in my wing mirror that a leggy brunette gets out of the car, i thought to myself " shaft that ", she adjusts her hair, looks around and lets rip with a massive thunderclap of a fart, she then proceeds to walk past my open window when she discovers that she was not alone when she's notes the look of sheer horror and disgust on my face.

God how i lolled.

Lol

 

[kev101]

I'll not shag a farter !!