McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
Hate
-Teeny chicks looking like they just stepped out of an Olivia Newton John video
-Skinny jeans pulled down so it looks like theres a dump in the back of their pants
-extra long fringes swept to one side
-oversized flannelete shirts with rolled up sleeves
-misuse of pilot sunnies
-guys who spike their hair into a point with mucho too much wax
-tight shorts = so gay
-t-shirts with overstretched head holes
-t-shirts with really short sleeves, obviously for steroid munchers with massive arms
-t-shirts that say things like "St Lucia Festival Cubano" or "San Bruno Lifesaving Association" or "Billy Joes Motor Club" and they arent even really from those places.
-Overuse of Fluro and stripes. They hurt my eyes.
-Tiny boating shoes, that are just like more detailed socks. Slip on's wont look so good when some heavy [Poor language removed] breaks your feet.
Loves
-Hoodies. They're the coolest of all the jumpers.
-Cargo pants. You just cant fail with extra pockets.
-beards. You wont feel like a real man until youve grown some face fluff.
-beanies. Almost as good as the trucker cap.
-Trucker caps. Classy but say 'I could be from the wrong side of the tracks.
-Army Caps. Dont wear one myself but they look awesome.
-Headwear in general. I reckon its stepped up in recent years.
-Skate shoes. Theyve gone from moon boots back to a respectable fit.
Why do kids here dress like theyre from the 80's?? Is it the same in the UK or are you still in tracksuit chic?
-Teeny chicks looking like they just stepped out of an Olivia Newton John video
-Skinny jeans pulled down so it looks like theres a dump in the back of their pants
-extra long fringes swept to one side
-oversized flannelete shirts with rolled up sleeves
-misuse of pilot sunnies
-guys who spike their hair into a point with mucho too much wax
-tight shorts = so gay
-t-shirts with overstretched head holes
-t-shirts with really short sleeves, obviously for steroid munchers with massive arms
-t-shirts that say things like "St Lucia Festival Cubano" or "San Bruno Lifesaving Association" or "Billy Joes Motor Club" and they arent even really from those places.
-Overuse of Fluro and stripes. They hurt my eyes.
-Tiny boating shoes, that are just like more detailed socks. Slip on's wont look so good when some heavy [Poor language removed] breaks your feet.
Loves
-Hoodies. They're the coolest of all the jumpers.
-Cargo pants. You just cant fail with extra pockets.
-beards. You wont feel like a real man until youve grown some face fluff.
-beanies. Almost as good as the trucker cap.
-Trucker caps. Classy but say 'I could be from the wrong side of the tracks.
-Army Caps. Dont wear one myself but they look awesome.
-Headwear in general. I reckon its stepped up in recent years.
-Skate shoes. Theyve gone from moon boots back to a respectable fit.
Why do kids here dress like theyre from the 80's?? Is it the same in the UK or are you still in tracksuit chic?