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Professional darts player Andy 'The Viking' Fordham was a man hitting all the wrong numbers.
Thirty one - the number of stones he weighed; 23 - the bottles of lager he drank daily; seven - the number of takeaways he had each week; and one - the liver he was rapidly destroying.
It came to a head last year when he collapsed at a tournament, prompting doctors to warn him to change his ways or face certain death.
But now after losing 17st (108kgs) and stopping drinking Andy is stepping up to the challenge.
The former world champion has done so well that he has been removed from the emergency liver transplant list - with doctors predicting he will not need one now for maybe five years allowing his body to build up strength.
BBC NEWS | Health | How darts star hit health bullseye
I can't believe his even nose was fat. Fair play to him.