Father and Son

[wirralblue]

Dear Sir or Madam
My sons ( Joe, aged 3, Daniel aged 7 months) have recieved a signed Steven Gerrard Liverpool shirt (My wife works at the Royal and it was as a thank you for her work). I myself am an Ipswich fan but living on Merseyside would not wish them to share my ill fortune. My eldest professes to support Everton, but is at a tender age where this gift could sway his alligance.
I am caught between honouring the good intentions of the gift or selling it and putting the money in thier child trust fund. As a doting Father I will try and stray him away from the dark (red) side...you are my only hope.

 

[Goat]

BURN IT NOW.

 

[chicoazul]

Welcome mate.

How's Richard Wright doing?

Oh, and flog the thing and buy some pasties from Greggs. Add various sauces to enhance deliciousness.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

welcome mate, show him the youtube vid in florence, take him out in the st. and say here lad, the only time you should ever play with fire

 

[steevie]

BURN IT NOW.

No, no, no, no Goat.... Wipe your arse on it first, then burn it. Better still, find Gerrard in person, tell him to wear it then burn it.

Welcome lad.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

if you put in his child trust fund it'll be worth less next year than the burnt shirt

 

[WoollyBack]

Hold on to the horrible thing, it could be worth something when he is incarcerated indefinitely, but i doubt it!!

 

[steevie]

I hate my Father, seriously. This thread is taboo for me.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Wools right . Put it in the loft , well wrapped up of course , both to maintain its ok-ness , and also to banish any evil spirits which may rest thereupon . When he packs in , there'l be a wave of " [Poor language removed] , He's Gone , What The Fuk Will We Do ?? " nostalgia . At which point , you , faigin ( i had to spell it differently as the machine stopped that other word for a ciggie !! Go figure !! )***in like , will sit , counting your dollars , in a damp , dank cellar Happy Days !!!!
L.C.A.B.

 

[Cal]

Sell it on eBay for money.

 

[Number_25]

My moms a Liverpool fan... sadly.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

you could always use it for voodoo

or turn it into a novelty one by riddling the back with bullets

 

[wirralblue]

Thanks for your reply Chicoazul,
Wrighty's doing fine, odd howler but not magnifed in the Championship.
Thanks for your advice re pasties, never understood the difference between Greggs/Sayers/Hampsons but perhaps another time?

 

[chicoazul]

Greggs for chicken and Sayers at all other times mate.

Good to have you here.

 

[Ibourneblue]

Why dont you draw arrows on it and send it to him...as he may be spending time at one of HRM's gaffs soon...would not wipe my bum on it...HOWEVER...your missus did well to earn a prize...but why did they give the good lady a BOOBY prize ?...lol hope your lad stays on the straight and narrow