Fav' G.O.T. Ashes 09 posts

[little curly alan ball]

Now , I admit , McB's , whingeing Pom impression , late doors , was a runner , but he's me boy , and will be over it tomorrow .
Thus , my vote goes to the irrepressible - well , at least until Day 3 at Lord's - BigBurger !!! ( Cue Trumpets , Chicks in tight frocks , etc . )

Old BB was our archetypal Antip' this time around - in absence of good old Glenda - . Liked to rub it in when on top . When losing , alas , his internet connection breaks down .
Aint life a goddamn bitch ???
So , it's BB for me . Anyone else , .???

Posters also count , but precise examples , as I shall llustrate shortly , are also good .

 

[Bundy]

CLOSE THE THREAD. THE ASHES IS A MICKEY MOUSE COMPETITION NO ONE CARES ABOUT.

 

[Lao]

CLOSE THE THREAD. THE ASHES IS A MICKEY MOUSE COMPETITION NO ONE CARES ABOUT.

Close the thread, we have a winner.

 

[steevie]

CLOSE THE THREAD. THE ASHES IS A MICKEY MOUSE COMPETITION NO ONE CARES ABOUT.

I thought Ricky Ponting was Mickey Mouse!

 

[Whitebootman]

In other news, Mickey Mouse spoted wearing Ricky Ponting watch.

 

[little curly alan ball]

In other news, Mickey Mouse spoted wearing Ricky Ponting watch.

Now , you're getting it !!!

 

[McBain]

AUSSIE HEADLINE NEWS

Australia lose the Ashes, but at least we beat the Poms in the 'Miss World Contest.'

I swear to god.

 

[heatmeiser]

AUSSIE HEADLINE NEWS

Australia lose the Ashes, but at least we beat the Poms in the 'Miss World Contest.'

I swear to god.

Pics please macca. The bikini bit obviously.

 

[McBain]

We came fourth apparently.

Stuart McGill is on a radio show and this morning he was saying we were beaten by one of the worst England teams in memory. The 2001 team was pretty bad.

 

[little curly alan ball]

We came fourth apparently.

Stuart McGill is on a radio show and this morning he was saying we were beaten by one of the worst England teams in memory. The 2001 team was pretty bad.

Our media saying the same .
2 evenly matched teams . Decent series .
Do NOT , however , buy that propaganda of , we scored 8 tons , etc . 5 were at Cardiff in a drawn game . Plus , yous had two goes on the worst pitch in living memory and couldnt bowl us out .
Oh , and MJ may well be the new Fred , but he's still got a bit to do .

Still , I feel mighty fine today .
McB , did you ask your bird re; Nov next ???? ( you know I'm serious for this shabs , kid . )

2001 ; the record for England players in a series . Jimmy Ormond , anyone ??? ( .. At least I'm the best player in my family !!! )

 

[Whitebootman]

AUSSIE HEADLINE NEWS

Australia lose the Ashes, but at least we beat the Poms in the 'Miss World Contest.'

I swear to god.

I take it she bowled a better length, or was it her bouncers.

 

[little curly alan ball]

I take it she bowled a better length, or was it her bouncers.

I hear she likes to swing it .

 

[little curly alan ball]

Having reviewed a few earlier posts , I should - humbly - like to propose my own - on related Good / Bad Re ; Antip's , topic - of ;
1 ; Jolly Swagman .
2 . Billabong .
3 ; Coollibah Tree .

Works for me .