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The pogues - Fairytale of new york for me
Thank God its [Poor language removed] over (but the adverts will start again in late august), by the scrooges.
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Do they know its xmas time at all (yes, probably, the blanket advertising, on radio, tv, internet, billboards and in papers and magazines since the last swallow squeaked its way out of the summer skies may have got the [Poor language removed]' message across - you bunch of souless [Poor language removed])? by the marketing boards of every corporation of planet earth (but an especial mention to [Poor language removed] woolworths and argos who seem to compete each year to start xmas off even earlier - the sight of watching santa in his grotto in mid july summer heat, sweating his balls off, so they can flog yet more plasic tat at our children and childrens children a month earlier than the year before. Because the true message of xmas is making money.
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I wish it could be xmas everyday. (well you only need to keep the blanket xmas adverts up for an extra 7 months a year and it [Poor language removed] will be!)
Expect to hear from one poster on this forum, arming himself with a load of guns and going into a shopping mall and killing people with lustful sexual abandonment, before turning the gun on himself.
Anything to stop the synthesizer version of [Poor language removed]' jingle bells that won't leave my head.
that's right before I mail a pipe bomb to the marketing department at woolies.
Merry Capitalismas and a Happy New Marketing Strategy.
Leon. Im liking that post.
Quite clearly you need to live in Cuba and escape all that you hate about Christmas.
Feel better?
My music taste has always been top notch to be fair
Mariah Carey - All i want for Cristmas is you, is another one of my favourites but i love Mariah as an artist anyway.
I will feel better when the twin hells (as Bukowski used to refer to them) of Xmas and New Year are over.
The 3rd is usually when I feel good about it (I only have to tough the winter and the Seasonal Affected Disorder out, combined with my background bipolar depression and nigh on alcoholism.)
After that things perk up, until as I say, late august, although I predict the clever marketing people of argos will try to outdo woolies by starting their campaign in July.
But yes. Ranting does help, although torturing people in marketing, throwing granades in shopping molls and burning down a woolworths would ultimately prove more cathartic.
I think I'd do the torturing with a demented grin in a bobbly santa hat whilst playing mistletoe and wine to drown out their screams.