Thank God its [Poor language removed] over (but the adverts will start again in late august), by the scrooges.
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Do they know its xmas time at all (yes, probably, the blanket advertising, on radio, tv, internet, billboards and in papers and magazines since the last swallow squeaked its way out of the summer skies may have got the [Poor language removed]' message across - you bunch of souless [Poor language removed])? by the marketing boards of every corporation of planet earth (but an especial mention to [Poor language removed] woolworths and argos who seem to compete each year to start xmas off even earlier - the sight of watching santa in his grotto in mid july summer heat, sweating his balls off, so they can flog yet more plasic tat at our children and childrens children a month earlier than the year before. Because the true message of xmas is making money.
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I wish it could be xmas everyday. (well you only need to keep the blanket xmas adverts up for an extra 7 months a year and it [Poor language removed] will be!)
Expect to hear from one poster on this forum, arming himself with a load of guns and going into a shopping mall and killing people with lustful sexual abandonment, before turning the gun on himself.
Anything to stop the synthesizer version of [Poor language removed]' jingle bells that won't leave my head.
that's right before I mail a pipe bomb to the marketing department at woolies.
Merry Capitalismas and a Happy New Marketing Strategy.