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Five Pish Things

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chicoazul

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1 - Stubbing your toe on something

2 - Mosquitoes

3 - Biting the inside of your cheek/lip and the subsequent repeat process for the week after

4 - Crisp butties

5 - Smoking a ciggy and when you go to pull it out of your mouth your fingers slip and you catch the hot part = blister
 
1 - Stubbing your toe on something

2 - Mosquitoes

3 - Biting the inside of your cheek/lip and the subsequent repeat process for the week after

4 - Crisp butties

5 - Smoking a ciggy and when you go to pull it out of your mouth your fingers slip and you catch the hot part = blister


Gotta Disagree there lad, pineapple on pizza is one thing i agree with you there on, but crisps butties are immense!!
 
1 - Stubbing your toe on something

2 - Mosquitoes

3 - Biting the inside of your cheek/lip and the subsequent repeat process for the week after

4 - Crisp butties

5 - Smoking a ciggy and when you go to pull it out of your mouth your fingers slip and you catch the hot part = blister

Dont smoke anymore but that really is pish
 
Crisp butties are fit as, and a student's wet dream.

Go along with beans on toast as my two main meals.

As for a pish thing, waking up in the middle of the night with cramp in your leg. (or, alternatively, leg cramp in general).

Nightmarish.
 

Agreed on the cramp

Another pish thing...your housemates leaving a dripple of cordial just to tease you into thinking you might be able to have a decent drink

or

Leaving one square piece of toilet roll in the entire house and then sodding off for the weekend!
 
1 Chewin ya arm off to get away from a rotter the "morning after!"

2 Blowin the wrong note on a harmonica halfway through Dirty Old Town

3 Somebody puttin Immac in the shampoo bottle

4 A hairy ball-bag due thier Bi-Monthy shave and only a blunt blade to get the job done with!

5 Bear Grylls yet again faking another scene.
 

1. People who think X-Factor is what music is all about.
2. Fat arse woman in front of you in the Asda queue.
3. Fat arse woman in Valour in front of you in the Asda queue.
4. 24hr Asda being closed for the night for some maintenance, when you just fancy some Chicken Satay dippers.
5. Somerfield deciding to send what staff they have on their break during the lunch time rush.

Only 5? Can I not carry on, could go on all night!
 
Getting up for work at 6.30 am

Running out of coffee

Everton losing

Everton getting injuries

Having a twenty minute walk to work when it's pissing down and blowing a gale. Like now.



see you later lids
 
1. People who think X-Factor is what music is all about.
2. Fat arse woman in front of you in the Asda queue.
3. Fat arse woman in Valour in front of you in the Asda queue.
4. 24hr Asda being closed for the night for some maintenance, when you just fancy some Chicken Satay dippers.
5. Somerfield deciding to send what staff they have on their break during the lunch time rush.

Only 5? Can I not carry on, could go on all night!

Been shopping lid?
 
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