Flexing

[JimmyJeffers]

Had a concerned PM from an anonymous poster. I asked him how his farming was going and he said ‘terrible!!! The forum is flooded with flexing boaster posters. All trying to out flex each other leaving us honest like farmers picking up scraps. Barely get double figures for my birthday threads now.’
I said who are the main perpetrators and he goes ‘the main ones are anyone who posts in the watch thread, the wordle thread and the old pictures thread (who doesn’t have a J or 66 in their name)’
I said I’d ask around to see if anyone could post some examples of this flex farming so we can get to the bottom of it.
(Remember it is bad etiquette to link anything from the current affairs forum)

 

[Vintage]

First flex

 

[carlos21]

Had a concerned PM from an anonymous poster. I asked him how his farming was going and he said ‘terrible!!! The forum is flooded with flexing boaster posters. All trying to out flex each other leaving us honest like farmers picking up scraps. Barely get double figures for my birthday threads now.’
I said who are the main perpetrators and he goes ‘the main ones are anyone who posts in the watch thread, the wordle thread and the old pictures thread (who doesn’t have a J or 66 in their name)’
I said I’d ask around to see if anyone could post some examples of this flex farming so we can get to the bottom of it.
(Remember it is bad etiquette to link anything from the current affairs forum)

Joey mate hope you are well tonight.

 

[carlos21]

Had a concerned PM from an anonymous poster. I asked him how his farming was going and he said ‘terrible!!! The forum is flooded with flexing boaster posters. All trying to out flex each other leaving us honest like farmers picking up scraps. Barely get double figures for my birthday threads now.’
I said who are the main perpetrators and he goes ‘the main ones are anyone who posts in the watch thread, the wordle thread and the old pictures thread (who doesn’t have a J or 66 in their name)’
I said I’d ask around to see if anyone could post some examples of this flex farming so we can get to the bottom of it.
(Remember it is bad etiquette to link anything from the current affairs forum)

How is Portugal tonight missing Carlos

 

[summerisle]

Had a concerned PM from an anonymous poster. I asked him how his farming was going and he said ‘terrible!!! The forum is flooded with flexing boaster posters. All trying to out flex each other leaving us honest like farmers picking up scraps. Barely get double figures for my birthday threads now.’
I said who are the main perpetrators and he goes ‘the main ones are anyone who posts in the watch thread, the wordle thread and the old pictures thread (who doesn’t have a J or 66 in their name)’
I said I’d ask around to see if anyone could post some examples of this flex farming so we can get to the bottom of it.
(Remember it is bad etiquette to link anything from the current affairs forum)

12 days to the start of the season, thank God.

 

[Bungle]

Had a concerned PM from an anonymous poster. I asked him how his farming was going and he said ‘terrible!!! The forum is flooded with flexing boaster posters. All trying to out flex each other leaving us honest like farmers picking up scraps. Barely get double figures for my birthday threads now.’
I said who are the main perpetrators and he goes ‘the main ones are anyone who posts in the watch thread, the wordle thread and the old pictures thread (who doesn’t have a J or 66 in their name)’
I said I’d ask around to see if anyone could post some examples of this flex farming so we can get to the bottom of it.
(Remember it is bad etiquette to link anything from the current affairs forum)

His own thread FFS!!.....

That sort of thing?

 

[dublinbluenose]

Are these the little black seeds you put on granola?

 

[Nymzee]

Can’t even cross my legs

 

[JimmyJeffers]

His own thread FFS!!.....

That sort of thing?

Yeah that’s a prime flex. Pretty disgusting behaviour tbh. Like he’s driving through his old housing estate in a Ferrari playing that Still song by Dr Dre.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

How is Portugal tonight missing Carlos

It’s roasting Carlos. Been to the beach today showing all the ladies my 6 pack.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Character 'Jenny Flex', film 'A view to a kill', Actress 'Alison Doody'.

Yes.

 

[Vintage]

It’s roasting Carlos. Been to the beach today showing all the ladies my 6 pack.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Please could define 'flexing' for those of us not familiar with contemporary street parlance?

 

[Tipp blue]

Can’t even cross my legs

That would be the Fournier's gangrene you've got.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Please could define 'flexing' for those of us not familiar with contemporary street parlance?

2 secs. I’ve dropped a PM will wait on the response